Everyone Likes Italian!

i see y’all shitting on kakashi for reading porn in public like you haven’t been doing the same with smut since 2011

tumblr is great because I know the plotline of at least fifteen different tv series without ever having seen an episode

I dont know any plotlines i just know which characters are gay

Someone said they probably go together so well cause he can hear her thoughts, and I haven’t been the same since

trying to find a new piece of media to consume like, it has to be new, it has to be familiar, if it stresses me out even a little i will die, i want there to be a specific kind of conflict but i don’t know what kind, i want to be utterly engrossed, i want to watch it in the background, i can’t concentrate, i am hyperfixated, i want to be challenged, i want to be comforted, i want to be disturbed but in a comforting way, maybe i’ll just watch the first three seasons of great british bakeoff again

Yes. Yes. Yes. This. This.

The perfect AITA

SIL = Sister in Law MIL = Mother in Law FIL = Father in law BIL = Brother in Law

Holy fucking shit. This is beautiful. I hate to be that guy but like as a Chinese person who has lived with people being racist about the trad food I eat my whole life.... GOOD FOR HIM.

in kung fu panda, po is the dragon warrior because unlike tai lung and tigress, he worked customer service and won't become tyrannical with power

This is the master interpretation

Halloweentown (1998) — dir. Duwayne Dunham

this is my favorite addition by a mile. I am now glad that I made this post

why are there so many days?? i feel like we just had a whole day yesterday… they don’t stop

#Asgard Fashion Week F/W 21

when your pet comes to you from another room, the preceding moments meant that they were alone somewhere and thought about YOU, an animal brain literally thought about you and came to you to see what you were doing. that’s love, unconditional.

Post canon Toph who doesn’t want to go back to her shitty parents so she just decides to stay in the Fire Nation and bum off Zuko’s hospitality.

Zuko’s like no, yeah, I totally get it, and just makes her one of his advisors. At first it’s just so she has a good excuse to stay but after the first meeting Toph storms out shouting about how EVERYONE was lying why would you even need to lie about what kind of tea you want??

Zuko: I mean they’re politicians.....but also who, and when, and in what way

They make a subtle Morse code system so Toph can warn him when someone is lying to him without tipping anyone off that she can sense lies.

Zuko gets a reputation for somehow being both extremely socially inept and yet somehow disgustingly perceptive?? You can’t get ANYTHING by him???

#my lord what EXACTLY is ms Beifongs role in these meetings #a nervous nobleman asks after the third time she interrupts them with stupid commentary #zuko with perfect deadpan: she’s my scribe

You CAN’T leave that in the tags

The moon blending into Yosemite falls,California 

Someone please save me

What am I?

WANDAVISION The Series Finale (2021) dir. Matt Shakman