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The Asylum's Abyss

@theasylumsabyss-blog / theasylumsabyss-blog.tumblr.com

"When Shecka ascends to godhood I’m going to enjoy the world a whole lot more." ~ Marilyn.
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zephindles

me: *takes picture of myself that I actually kind of like*

brain: now wait just a second

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apostatehamster
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faetoof

i enter the web design class

h1 {     font-family: “Comic Sans MS”;     font-size: “50px”;     font-color: “magenta”; }

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gayharoldfinch

The micro-expressions in this shot absolutely slay me and destroy what was left of my heart, especially the lip quiver

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counsellormurdock
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prozdvoices

Anonymous said:

Hey dude I love your dramatic readings. Anyway, can you read the name of every state in America in the most seductive way possible? In alphabetical order please.

what the fuck

Why

Well, OKAY.

Saying the Names of All 50 States in Alphabetical Order…Seductively

legend.

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retr0philia

I’m fucking crying

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shanology

I thought this had to be a Rick roll. It is not. It is the most seductive reading of the states ever.

#omfg
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