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climbhighsleeplow

I read this and realized: I AM TOTALLY A HORMONE JUNKIE !! 😁😁😁😁

Especially endorphins and serotonin.

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sweetpastillas

totally real umbrella academy merchandise

frozenwafflesagain

Well that was fast

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lovemevermore

- six of crows x shadows and bones

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daisybrekker

The one thing I absolutely adore about Kanej is the fact that there was nothing sexual between them and little to no physical contact yet their chemistry and emotional intimacy was literal perfection. No one else even compares to them🤌

(Art credits in picture)

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georgies-ftts

book wesper is your first pet that you buy and it’s elegant, wise and regal. it’s name is something relating to that of a greek myth and it demonstrates just how strong and independent this animal is and the respect and love you hold for it, this animal would die for you and you would die for it, it makes you understand why certain religions bow down to these creatures and worship them so heavily

show wesper is the rabid cat you found on the side of the road one day and name Keyboard McKeyboardson, will throw themselves out of the five story building if left unsupervised for more than 5 seconds and is one sneeze away from having a heart attack but you will defend that scruffy, violent animal to the ends of the earth and if anyone tried to hurt it you pull a knife-

ghostofchaos-past

book wesper: this is reginald, he's a purebred doberman haversham, he cost $2000 and we were on a waiting list for three years to get him

show wesper: these are my babies chonko and fuckass, i found them in a dumpster and i love them more than life itself

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thechaoticrow

for people who haven’t read the shadow and bone/ six of crows books, but have seen the show:

- inej ghafa is a survivor of childhood sex trafficking. she has ptsd and reacts in a panic attack at even walking past the menagerie

- kaz’s trauma isn’t just pekka rollins being responsible for jordie’s death, and waking up on the barge. he had to swim to shore, age nine and barely alive, using jordie’s body as a float

- the darkling has done far worse things than are shown on screen. he is not a ‘lost man’ and alina is not his ‘balance’

- alina was seventeen upon the darkling being nsfw/ romantic with her

- matthias helvar did not lead drüskelle, that was jarl brum- matthias is only just barely an adult himself

- the crows are not their own separate gang, they are part of the dregs, who per haskell leads and kaz takes over from haskell after haskell sold out his lieutenant (kaz) to pekka rollins

- zoya, genya, and alina have personalities outside of either being traumatised or hating each other

- alina never wanted any of the power and fame and idolatry, and in the end of the books is stripped of it all. she is very happy about this

- jesper is a gambling addict and somebody who watched the death of his mother