If you ask yourself “Would Gomez Addams treat me this way?” And the answer is no, move tf on from that situation.

If you’re a wlw ask if Morticia would ever treat you this way.

If the answer is no, move on.

“Is this how an Addams would behave?” Is the best way to make sure you’re being treated fairly and with love

Except maybe not for sibling relationships because Wednesday likes to try to guillotine her brother.

no that’s just how siblings are

Any and all fetishization or romanticizing of death is bad

incorrect

This is the exception

When ants die, a few days later they emit oleic acid, which tells the living ants to dispose of their corpse.

A myrmecologist named Ed Wilson discovered this and dropped the chemical on a living ant. It was immediately carried off, despite the fact that it was still moving, and clearly not dead.

“I’M GETTING BETTER”

Bring out your dead. Eh, close enough.

IM NOT YET DEAD SIR

You left out the part where the ant, believing HERSELF to be dead, stayed in self imposed exile in the ant graveyard until the acid wore off and she realized she was not supposed to be in the ant graveyard.

@finite-experience, this seems like the sort of thing you’d like to see

Ant 1: To the ant graveyard with you

Ant 2: But I’m not dead

Ant 1: You smell dead

Ant 2: Fair enough

Ant 1: “I thought you were dead.”

Ant 2, after acid wears off: “I got better.”

Ant 2, returning to the colony: i lived bitch

getting real tired of waking up moodboard

my organs when i finally eat my first meal at 5pm

When that meal is sour Gummi worms black coffee and Mac donalds

this is quite possibly the funniest scene in any movie ever. 

this is what boys will be boys means

i have HRE (hopeless romantic energy)

“two girls just got engaged on the stage at florence and the machine and i can say without a doubt that i have never had more of a gay and spiritual experience” 

- @_plantbot   

me: ah, I’m just being paranoid…………………. (squints) or is it my intuition

please, its 2:30 am, please stop

Every time I see this I’m not sure if its fandom content or just a summary of what being piss drunk with your best friend is like but either way it’s Perfect

those snakes are not fighting they are fucking. im very sorry

while two snakes FUCK to the death

That dog looking at the snakes like why you gotta do that while I’m eating

Metal as snakes fucking.

please, its 2:30 am, please stop

Every time I see this I’m not sure if its fandom content or just a summary of what being piss drunk with your best friend is like but either way it’s Perfect