Ben Wyatt: Human Disaster

parental figure: “sit like a lady”

me:

Lmao

modern art

Okay, at this point there has to be something wrong with me, right? I’ve watched this 20 times in the last half hour, I still don’t know what they are saying half the time, but it doesn’t seem to matter because i’ve been crying my eyes out laughing for the entire last half hour …

what the fuck is this from i gotta know

it’s called letterkenny and it’s about a man who gets dumped and then goes on to shirk his pacifism and reclaim and hold his title as the toughest dude in the rural town of letterkenny ontario. every episode cold opens like this in increasingly bizarre ways.

I read the bit about not being able to parse what’s being said and then I read the bit about it being set in this fuckin province, and I thought, like, what kind of accent could they possibly use that was so incomprehensible while still setting it in northern goddamn Ontario? and actually, okay, you know what, despite having lived immersed in it my entire life I’m not sure i’ve ever seen this exact accent on tv before, it is just weird to see actors using it

My cousins grew up with the guy who wrote this show and is the main actor. It’s scary accurate for hick town Ontario (it’s based on the town of Listowel) and apparently some of the characters are based so closely on real people that they’ve recognized themselves while watching.

ARE YOU GONNA FIGHT IN THOSE SHADES OR PLAY POKER STARS DOT COM

Distribute some free literature.

I lived near Ontario in rural NY and we picked up this sort of similar affect. It’s so scary how true-to-life this is in that area of the contintent

I’m just gonna leave a link to season one episode one right here…

annnnnnd here’s all of season one

annnnnnnnnnnnnnd all of season two

Don’t say I never did anything for ya. Enjoy glorious Canadian humor.

Yessssssssss.

As a guy who is also from rural southern Ontario, I can confirm that this is exactly what it is like. I had an existential moment and had to lay on the floor for a while after a friend showed me Letterkenny for the first time because it was literally like looking back at all of the douchebags I knew in high school. 

this is some subtly wild camera work

also i…. wasn’t expecting to understand it perfectly but there y’are I guess

It has returned

am i funny yet

Walk It Talk It by Migos feat. Drake

Officially put the Migos in the Hall of Fame for bringing it back to the soul train days.

when u and ur friends hang out

I walk this lonely road. in my bag, i have a giant toad

Don’t know where it goes, but it’s only me and this giant toad

IKEA bringing the SÅLT

that guys comment says so much about the american nationalism and attitudes towards other countries 

apologise

squirm

oh squirm?

Die, fool.

MOOOOOM

I want to know what kind of face the owner made to get that response

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He’s zucked out of his fuckin mind

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