Everything happens so much

Reporter: We are live in front of the Avengers Compound. Word is that Captain America is training on the building! We hope to see a peak of this heroic man’s life !

Steve, opening the window, naked and fliping the bird: FUCK YOU TRUMP

talkshow host, weeks after the incident: so steve, you’ve been very vocal about your inconformity with the current head of government

steve, staring straight to the camera: yeah i want to stick my leg up trump’s ass until i tear him in half

Consider:

Talkshow host: so, captain Rogers, there’s a rumour going around that President Trump is going to invite you to the whitehouse

Steve, doing his best “USO War Bonds” smile: is there now? Because I sure would hate for there to be a situation in which I can personally beat the stuffing out of him like I did to the Nazis in the ‘40s

Little Sherlock and Big Sherlock with Redbeard on #Setlock

@richstoughton has gifted the world with such an adorable bean it’s not even funny ✘

Yes but how do I know that you’re dating me for my heart and not for my international criminal empire

Because your international criminal empire is what you do, and not who you are.

That is so sweet I might just stab someone

Okay this ad campaign is actually great and every time I see it in a Tube station I laugh a little bit because it just reminds you how terrifically bizarre the human race is

my mom was talking about how she didn’t like a series of unfortunate events that much because it falls into the “adults are stupid” trope which she doesn’t think is realistic and i… really just don’t know how to explain to her that the point isn’t that adults are stupid, it’s that children don’t get listened to. some of the adults in the series are actually very smart, their problem is that even the good and decent adults in the series seem to staunchly refuse to believe the baudelaire children are just as smart as they are, or that they may know what they’re talking about, out of the sheer fact that the baudelaire children are children. it isn’t always a story of “adults are stupid, kids are smart, kids rule, adults suck,” it’s a story of “children are often mistreated or taken advantage of or at the very least condescended to, and don’t get their voices heard because adults don’t trust them enough to validate a child saying they are in an unfair or even abusive situation”

you know what i realized. maybe i’m a leslie knope. maybe i won’t meet my ben wyatt for like another ten years.

you want to know why? because if i met him now, he’d be the mayor of fucking ice town and i can’t handle that shit.

but when i meet him, he’ll be ben. he’ll be sweet and kind and geeky and have a slammin’ booty. it’s a long way away, but that’s okay.

this? is the most? motivational thing? I’ve ever read?

stop scrolling for a second. 

You’re going to be okay, you’re strong and i’m proud of you. Catch your breath and wash your face. Grab something to drink or to eat and remember to take any medications if you need to, okay? 

You’re amazing for making it so far into life; thank you for staying alive. 

Now keep going 

hey if ur reading this and ur in a bad spot mentally or anything i hope u feel better soon and have a good day

This still fucking cracks me up

I’m not gay but I think Dwayne Johnson could give a mean shoulder massage.

I’m not straight but I also think Dwayne Johnson could give a mean shoulder massage.

Reblog if you want Dwayne’s Gentle Meaty Hands to knead the lactic acid out of your flesh.

LGBT:

Let’s

Get massaged

By

The Rock (Dwayne Johnson)

sherlock’s..not thinking about irene

And John’s not talking about Mary

“Say It now.”

“No.”

WHO THE FUCK ASKED

bbc sherlock meta: they deserve to be happy you fucks

this moment is so much… he’s spending time with sherlock and she disappears

this just confirms to me that he’s not just cut up about the fact mary died, but the fact that he feels guilty that all he wants and all he’s ever wanted or needed is sherlock

Exactly. She disappears twice - when the game is on and when they hug. Which means that Mary is not necessary anymore as long as John has love and work. With same the person. With Sherlock. 

And Mary is his subconscious. So John himself notices that spending time with Sherlock makes him better. We got to look inside John’s head and it was filled with thoughts of Sherlock.

It is clearly hard for him to accept. Which is why he keeps saying mean stuff about him, mostly when he talks to Mary. A debate, with himself, about the worth of his feelings for Sherlock

I loved this episode BECAUSE it showed us John’s inner psyche, that John CONSTANTLY thought about Sherlock. LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE TIME MARY IS ON SCREEN, IT’S BECAUSE HE’S THINKING ABOUT SHERLOCK. EVERY. TIME. John needed to have that final debate with himself, to let himself know that it’s okay to love Sherlock.