"It was wonderful. You being my first, and all. And you were so cute then, too… checking every few seconds to see if I was alright. Everyone else can laugh all they want, but I won’t regret being embraced by the man I love. Not even for a single instant." She reached out, her fingertip lightly and briefly bopping him on the nose.

"A hundred years afterwards and you’re still shy about it all…"

"Well... It was both our first times, heh... I was super nervous and didn't want to... hurt ya..." He smiled and giggled a bit, almost whispering what he was saying. He knew she could hear him... What need was there to say that louder, then? He blushed a bit again when he felt that soft boop on his nose, but he softly took her hand with his paws, holding it there... then giving it a soft kiss.

"And yer still as beautiful as ever..." He... didn't plan to say that. It just... happened. But he was sincere. He didn't want to bother her, but he would honestly kiss her right now... The reason why he didn't do that yet was because he'd probably have to jump or something to reach for her and would be a bit awkward...

"I can take care of myself…besides…", she said with a tilting of her head.

"It’s just sex….I am an adult."

...Those words echoed on the cat's head over and over again. An adult... She was an adult now...

"...Yer... right... Yer an adult now... Ya can take care of yerself..." He sighed after saying that, looking pretty... wounded. But it was his own fault after all...

"But you should be proud of your assets! Those muscles, hidden beneath all of that soft fur…~ Oh! And the lotus position totally rocked my world…!" If Kokonoe heard a single bit of this, she’d be sure to have nightmares for weeks.

But Nine was on a roll here, and she was gonna keep bragging…

"K-Konoe..." He couldn't simply blush more... He didn't believe he was having this conversation with his wife... Though, she was his wife, after all... if he had to have this conversation, it'd have to be with her.

"I... guess... It wasn't half bad, huh...?" He giggled a bit, kinda forgetting about the rest of the world.

"Oh? So you wanna have the sex talk finally…took you long enough", she said as she just pulled the lollipop out of her mouth and tilted her head. "Don’t worry I have learned plenty from my various conquests….", she said with a sudden grin on her face.

"I even took poor little Ragna for a spin", she said knowing that would get a rise out of him.

Jubei broke. He simply broke. He couldn't think about his daughter like that... But... Even Ragna? His pupil, RAGNA?

"...Did someone hurt ya? 'cause I'll kill 'em if they did..." Well... About time he tried to be a good dad. Though, that might have something to do with the fact that something snapped on his brain.

"The subject of the day went from absolutely nothing to beasteality really quick."

"Ya won't let the subject die, will ya..."

"Yep, what a world. At least the gods aren’t constantly causing chaos 24/7." Yeah, about that, Sasuke…

"The gods already had their time to have fun... 'bout time they calm'd themselv's" He sighed a bit after saying that... At least, his timeline was a bit calm...

"By the way, I believe I don't know ya. The name's Jubei" The cat said, trying to be polite with the stranger... Even though they literally met talking about a penis-like creature...

"I have heard worse facts, like finding out that a giant green demon shaped like a…man part exists." Sasuke was barely phased with the revelation of male cat genitalia.

"...What a world we live in..." Jubei just got shocked by that fact. He just hoped he'd never meet with such a... creature... Ugh...

"Started talking about my what?", she asked him rather defiantly as she didn’t care for how he was talking and so she then looked at the feline with her cat eyes narrowing. 

The cat just regretted talking about this with her... Of course, she wouldn't be satisfied until she heard an answer.

"...Yer... private parts, or... yer habits in... N-nothing I wanna know..." He said, sighing... He would have paid to avoid this kind of conversation...

Good idea! 

"Tao’s eating one of the meat bun the boobie lady made, meow." She answered in her usual cheerful tone. "She even made Tao lots of them for me’ow to give to the little ones as well. See?" Saying this, she’d step aside to reveal two large paper bags, Jubei wouldn’t even need to look inside just from the smell.

"Hehe, yeah, I can smell she made a whole bunch~" The cat smiled a bit. He didn't even need to get close and see what was inside, as stated.

"Would I ask for too much if I take one? I can live without it, but... they do smell nice, hehe" He knew Tao's ferocious hunger, so it was wiser to ask her before acting recklessly...

         ”Si-sister!”

"C-celica…! How long have you been standing there?!!"

That's it. His sister-in-law knew. This cat was traumatized for life. The Jubei everyone knew died internally.

"Guys, can ya please stop talkin’ bout my… y-y’know what I mean! It’s gettin’ embarrasin’!"

"If it makes you feel better, it was the size that hurt me the first time, and not the… you know…" That probably will provide little comfort.

"K-Konoe!" That really surprised the cat... And made him blush madly.

"D-don't say that in the open! P-people are already freakin' out 'cause of my... ah, I really don't enjoy talkin' 'bout it..." He said, trying to calm down, but he was too nervous for that to happen... After all, the only one who knew about him in this way was Konoe herself...

"Well whatever…", she said as she sighed softly, "I don’t have time to be discussing the sexual drive and life of my father anyways", she said as she had her own to worry about. She just kind of looked at him and felt her ear twitch, "Why do you care so much that people are talking about your cat pecker?"

The cat sighed as she said that, feeling like he just lost that round... He didn't enjoy arguing with his daughter... But that was the way it was. Though... He blushed again when she asked him that.

"W-wha'? W-well, it's somethin' uncofmortable to hear, ya know? I mean... how would ya feel if some guys start'd to talk 'bout yer-" He started saying... but suddenly, he just shutted up, regretting going that way.

"...Forget it..."