Every horse movie

Sarah aynn: “no one understands me I hate you Mom for making us move out here in the middle of no where there’s not even cute boys” *runs away and finds mysterious farm* Old man wilkinson: “this right here lil lady is a hourisey if yer can tame t it’s yoires if not it’s goin back to the horse factory” Sarsjh: *walks up to horse and starts to pet its nose* “see girl? You and me aren’t so different after all” Old man wonka: “why I don’t believe it she done tamed ol’ misery I reckon she ought to sign her up for the horuse show and save the farm” *cut scene of Sarah sneaking out the house to ride her horse everyday until her mom finds out* Mom: “young lady you are GROUNDED!!!! You are not allowed to compete in the horse show” Staryah: “no Mom please” *runs away and almost gets hit by car but then the horse pushes the car out the way" Mom: “fucjkfidnb maybe that’s a good horse after all”

people who struggle with secondhand embarrassment obviously don’t have enough firsthand embarrassment in their lives. be more ashamed, like the rest of us. there’s enough shame to go around. start pullin yer weight

tumblr claims to be the most diverse open community and yet what is this ? i am being shame-shamed?

who wants to fling my awful body into the sun

unbelievable. i have to do everything myself

you found him and he is proud of you

Unmute please!

*showers* *immediately puts the same pajamas back on, but this time with the Good Underwear™*

my feelings of affection towards this post are unreal

trust me i wanna be That Bitch that moisturizes every night and journals regularly and drinks 5 bathtubs worth of water daily 

catch me in ur bathroom drinkin out the faucet cuz I’m too embarassed to ask ur mom where the cups are

me, laying facedown on the floor: i wouldn’t feel like this if i had ten new lipsticks 

In light of the chemical attack and now the missile strike, here is a list of links to several charities that benefit Syrian citizens, listed with their accountability / financial scores. 

Save The Children Syrian Children’s Relief Fund Rating: 88.14 / 100 Percent of Donation Directly Applied to Services: 87% UNICEF - Syrian Crisis Rating: 85.64/100 Percent of Donation Directly Applied to Services: 90.3% Doctors Without Borders Rating: 97.23/100 Percent of Donation Directly Applied to Services: 88.3% Hand in Hand for Syria Rating: 87.89/100 Percent of Donation Directly Applied to Services: 86.3%

This is just a small handful, please feel more than free to add to this list with more charities / updated information. Stay strong and safe, Syria.

not all heroes wear capes

link her donation page