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Lea • 21 i live for validation
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waitress: i’m sorry we’re all out of mozzarella sticks
waitress: sir please stop cyring
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catboyspells

I love Lilo And Stitch bc even though it makes me sad David just goes and blames what he thinks is a normal dog for making things worse for Nani and Lilo and it’s constantly funny to me

YOU DID THIS

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shammerham

Just so we know just exactly David was dealing with. 

It honestly never occurred to me that Stitch could have been mistaken for a French Bulldog by everyone

I really have been just accepting that Lilo’s cover story “Stitch used to be a collie ‘til he got run over” as the story everyone accepted.

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allo-nsy

So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.

Dirt

Funeral Home

Weed

Grass

Holy Water

Laundromat

Leather

New Zealand 

Play-Doh 

Wet Garden

Tomato

Suntan Lotion

Sex on the Beach

Riding Crop

Soap

And Finally, Swimming Pool

The laundromat one actually smells really good, but when people asked me what scent i was wearing i was like ‘ummmmmmmmm’

catch me out here in my custom weed, holy water and riding crop scent I call it eau de sex positive portland youth pastor 

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As an update, they’ve moved into a house together and are still super cute

Wow…i fucking wish!

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odrosal

call-out post: my wife

somehow played 200 hours of Donkey Kong 64 and only finished 26% of it

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greelin

of course i have a lot of pent-up rage you fool i’ve been the same height since i was 12

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