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Khadgar

television meme [11/20] comedy women ∟kelly kapoor: you guys, i’m, like, really smart now, you don’t even know. you could ask me, “kelly, what’s the biggest company in the world?” and i’d be like, “blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah,” giving you the exact right answer.

— SPIDER-MAN: INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE SCREENPLAY

i finally found the best youtube comment

peter ‘bee’ parker

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the creators of superman really named a small town “smallville” and a big city “metropolis” didn’t they 

I mean they made a superhero named superman so what do you expect

extremely fair point 

what is it about being on a plane that makes people go buckwild for ginger ale literally everyone be ordering it

ginger ale is supposed 2 help settle ur stomach if ur nauseous so ppl get it on planes if they get planesick

ginger grow in the ground so it keeps you connected to god’s earth while you’re thousands of feet up in the Heathen Tube

KM1994 | Put Yourself In My Place

straight girls who wear ‘femme’ or ‘homo’ shirts are stupid i hope they know they aren’t allies, just ugly

Ur dumb asses are aware femme is the french for woman and homo is latin for man or mankind? Sit down you’re embarrassing all of us

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Okay fine I guess y’all don’t want support? I guess I won’t support the gay rights movement?? I guess wearing a shirt that says “Fuck off, you’re an asshole” would be better??? Shut the fuck up and be happy someone else is in the movement, gay, bi, straight, queer, lesbian, etc. it should NOT fucking matter as long as you know someone is standing up for you and what you believe in as well. Fucking ingrates.

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Straight allyship is so performative and self serving lmao. Like look how easy these losers get offended and retract their conditional ass support if they’re even remotely critiqued.

put this in the fucking moma, the louvre, the guggenheim, the whitney, and the motherfucking prado

this is the mood for november lads

how to know if someone is serious about you: show them photos of you in 2010