i coudnt stop thinkng about these three in some witch aesthetic clothes :( i love them 

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What I say: “I’m touch-starved.”

What you think I mean: “I need a hug.”

What I truly mean: “I need someone to platonically lie across me with their full weight, crushing my body and providing deep pressure until my errant soul is reabsorbed into my flesh. Also, a hug would be nice.”

I’ve had to explain this to people who think it’s weird, but when I add, “You know… like cats…” they seem to understand.

This. This is perfect. I need a cuddle pile.

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IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.

Don’t forget about 515-808-2362, the number that rings and then plays the John Cena thing.

309-889-0497 plays the evangelation theme

Evangelation

There’s also 855-523-9386 which will respond to the caller with a robot beat boxing Korn’s “Freak on a Leash”.

Who knew so many weird almost useless phone numbers existed?

This is wonderful

This is glorious!

Only two episodes in and Anissa Pierce is E V E R Y T H I N G (x)

Mudbound was nominated for Best Cinematography, making Rachel Morrison the first woman to

ever

be nominated in the category in 90 years also, she’s queer. (x)

It’s fluffy Tae and ‘Tan-ah~’ and they’re here on a mission to make your day better! ♥

the most beautiful moment in life

Things I Never Learned In High School

but I’m so glad I know the fucking pythagorean theorem

thank you

didn’t learn any of this in college either

yoooooo (part II)

BONUS

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Reylo commission for the lovely @saturnine-stardust. For commission enquiries [x]

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crybabies

I swear you can hear a soft “ahhh“ from Jungkook…. 😳