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im doing my laundry which means im not mentally ill anymore!!!!!!! see y'all depresseds later!!!!!! you bitches can't even SPELL neurotypical!!!!!!!!!

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by ‘holly sweet’ on redbubble

five feet apart cus theyre not gay

oh my god they were roommates 

i wont hesitate, bitch

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU

its wednesday my dudes

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a potato flew around my room

i have the power of god AND anime on my side

MY POOP IS COMING

~got a red dress on tonight, dancing in the dark in the pale moonlight~

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1 impostor remains

horror films for people who don’t like horror films

i’ve been asked this a lot: what horror movies would you recommend to people who try to stay away from the genre in general, for whatever reason? some people don’t enjoy being scared, some people find horror too unrealistic and outlandish, and some people don’t enjoy the repetitive tropes that are admittedly often present in horror films. 

that being said, when i do give people recommendations for horror movies to dip their toe into, they’re often the same ones, or very similar ones. so i’ve gathered them here today, in case my horror loving followers have any friends who ask them the same questions, but aren’t sure of how to answer. 

Q: Why don’t you like horror?

A: “I don’t like jumpscares.” 

Try: 

A: “I can’t stand gore.” 

Try:

A: “I don’t like horror’s cheesy tropes.” 

Try:

A: “I don’t like the way horror treats women.” 

Try:

A: “Horror is too unrealistic.” 

Try:

A: “I’d rather watch something funny.” 

Try:

watching steven universe is the polar opposite of eating pussy

literally every kind of tumbler discourse is happening in the notes of this

Here’s a sampler if you don’t want to spend hours scrolling through:

We Ran Outta McDonalds

And by definition u fine as hell

If you ain't black don't say nigga

If Rapunzel Was Black

Fuck

me

It’s my understanding that Black voters are aligning with Trump in greater and greater numbers as election day draws near.  This is a picture of Donald Trump with his parents.  For those of you too young to know the significance of what they are wearing, they are Klan robes, an in the Ku Klux Klan, and they were life long members.  Fred Trump, Donald’s father was arrested in 1927 at an event for Klansmen, almost 2 decades before Donald was born.  This picture is towards the end of Fred Trump’s life in 1999.  Fred Trump, Donald Trump’s father, was a member of the Klan for more than SEVENTY years.  Yet, this year, Donald Trump said he didn’t know enough about the Klan to disavow them.  Why would he lie about that? 

I am BEGGING everyone to please repost this and repost it often until election day.  Donald Trump is a liar and a racist.  His not so hidden agenda is to restore white power to America.  Understand that his policies will be detrimental to Black people in ways far greater and more far-reaching than we can comprehend. 

Which is precisely why I posted the link to his father’s 1927 arrest at a Klan event.  His father was a Klan member. 

And this is further proof that his father was the same Fred Trump and very well may have been involved in the killing of someone. 

http://www.bluedotdaily.com/trump-arrest-records-surface-that-shine-a-whole-new-light-on-racist-past/

Tumblr tells me so much info that I don’t get anywhere else

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It’s my understanding that Black voters are aligning with Trump in greater and greater numbers as election day draws near.  This is a picture of Donald Trump with his parents.  For those of you too young to know the significance of what they are wearing, they are Klan robes, an in the Ku Klux Klan, and they were life long members.  Fred Trump, Donald’s father was arrested in 1927 at an event for Klansmen, almost 2 decades before Donald was born.  This picture is towards the end of Fred Trump’s life in 1999.  Fred Trump, Donald Trump’s father, was a member of the Klan for more than SEVENTY years.  Yet, this year, Donald Trump said he didn’t know enough about the Klan to disavow them.  Why would he lie about that? 

I am BEGGING everyone to please repost this and repost it often until election day.  Donald Trump is a liar and a racist.  His not so hidden agenda is to restore white power to America.  Understand that his policies will be detrimental to Black people in ways far greater and more far-reaching than we can comprehend. 

Which is precisely why I posted the link to his father’s 1927 arrest at a Klan event.  His father was a Klan member. 

And this is further proof that his father was the same Fred Trump and very well may have been involved in the killing of someone. 

http://www.bluedotdaily.com/trump-arrest-records-surface-that-shine-a-whole-new-light-on-racist-past/

Tumblr tells me so much info that I don’t get anywhere else

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Belle from Beauty and the Beast calls her homegirl

Belle: [on the phone] Girl you gotta come get me. Not only is he ugly, but his dishes can talk. 

Plate: [as a sentient being] Who you talkin’ to Belle?

Belle: [to the plate] Oh nobody! [back on the phone] Girl that was his plate. 

@captioned-vines

Reblogging bc the plate makes me laugh every time