god is real

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Royal Family Harlem Shake

wHAT

I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE FAKE BUT ITS NOT

PRINCE HARRY WAS KILLIN IT

What

This is the most amazing thing I have ever seen 😂

MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK!

I literally am laughing out loud right now

going through my archive and over a year later this is still just as funny

Today I fucked up... by trying to take down an intruder while naked

Due to work convenience, my cousin lives with us. I am an only child and am frequently home alone. Since he moved in with us my home alone time has been sparse. I am one of those people who dances around naked and bakes cookies and shit when they’re home alone. So, today, I got a message from my cousin saying that he was going out with friends after work and wouldn’t be home until 7. Perfect. That meant I had 4ish hours until anyone else would be at home. I started out my afternoon by showering. In the middle of my shower I hear the dog barking. Instead of the barking dying down like it would if he was barking at a bird, it intensifies like if there were an intruder. I flip the fuck out and jump out of the shower, shampoo dripping from my hair, picking up the only weapon I could find. A nerf gun. So, here I am, sprinting down the hall, naked, carrying a nerf gun, prepared to take down the intruder. I see a man and just start screaming and shooting the little foam darts and running toward the phone. Only, the “intruder” was my cousin. At this point, there is water and shampoo everywhere. I’m crying. And my cousin is just staring at me. I realize it’s him and just sprint back to the bathroom. Apparently he forgot his phone charger.

And that’s how I will never live down trying to kill my cousin.

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

it’s too late and I laughed way to hard at this.

Why is there not a blog dedicated to pictures like these

so i guess pimps are still a thing

thats a dang vampire hunter

#HE WAS 13 IN LOVE ACTUALLY IM GONNA SCREAM#HE LOOKS ABOUT 5

do you mean to tell me that the toddler in the top gif is 13 years old

what the fuck

x

Another Child Sacrificed To The Rainbow Worm

When the young Gay enters the chrysalis phase before coming out.