- Youโre lucky my daughter likes you so much. - Yes, Iโm starting to respect the deceptive little parasite.
cat
Old draw
Me, plunking Stinky Bastard Manโs carrier on the counter: hi heโs here for shots and a nail trim and heโll need to be sedated
Nurse: Are you sure? We can try-
Me: he needs to be sedated
Nurse: Well, itโll take longer-
Me: he needs to be sedated, he will try to rip your face off
Nurse: Well weโll try without first and weโll let you know if we need to sedate
Me, watching her carry him away: you will need to sedate him
Nurse, coming back 10 minutes later clutching her hand: so, we will need to sedate him
Me:
A man with 3 caution stickers on his med file
Since this post blew up and people have asked for this villainโs record, here are some of Stinky Bastard Manโs more heinous crimes:
- Screamed so loudly with such unbridled fury the one time he wasnโt sedated at the vet that he caused a little girl in the waiting room to burst into tears
- Ripped an escape hole in the patio screen door in a single night
- Snuck into the garage overnight where he managed to pull down his massive food bag from the top shelves, ripped it open and ate so much he couldnโt/wouldnโt move when we found him in the morningย ย
- Learned how to open the laundry cabinet to sleep on the clean towels
- Learned how to open doors, thus allowing the dog to follow in after who then eats from the trash
- Bats off anything on our windowsills that gets in the way of his sitting. Current succulent casualty count: 4
- Thankfully cannot open the bedroom door due to rusty mechanisms, but managed to slip in one night when it wasnโt fully closed. Jumped down from my windowsill squarely onto my stomach, leaving me to bolt awake screaming from the blow and convinced I was under attack
- Tricked me into loving him forever anyway
Ripped an escape hole
in the patio screen door
in a single night
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
oh my god heโs THIS Stinky Bastard Man!!!!
the stinky bastard man, the stinky bastard myth, the stinky bastard legend
Bothering the beast
unhinged blue cat is my spirit animal
hime ๐งก
4/14 Orange day 2 ๐ ๆก(ใญใงใฆ)
เฌ(เฉญห๊ณห)เฉญโง ย for @jaegerjawโ
+Bonus
another excerpt from The Hang With Ramin Karimloo where Sierra talks about regretting her choice at the end
Panther in the rain.
Happy Wet Beast Wednesday to all those that participate
Handsome creature.
As the saying goes: โWhy Friend-shaped if not Friend?โ
me too franz kafka
Ichigo and Orihime original designs for Bleach TYBW Anime Cour 2 opening