Occasionally Original Thoughts

I’m so sorry but in the nicest way possible do yall actually read books or just read words??? Cause I’ve been seeing that trend of people not understanding how “snarled” and “eyes darkened” and “eyes softened” etc. was used in a book and like…

Genuinely, do yall just not have imagination?? Or not understand figurative language??? Also eyes do literally darken and soften have you not lived a life??? How do you read with no imagination? Is this how you get through so many books in one month - you simply don’t take the time the understand the words as they are read?

Some people are inventing Cinema Sins for writing that lives only in their heads.

Just finished HOFAS & my only thought is:

jewellery on men has the same effect on me as laser pointers do on cats

putting this on the record before cc3 drops that I actually think the funniest thing that sjm could do would be to have Vaughn show up somehow

i'm not going to lie "you’re the scale I currently judge myself against every night. every day I let you live, I get to convince myself that there’s still a part of me that’s a decent person" hits kind of hard

"oh, if you make out with friends, you could ruin the friendship" so who am i supposed to kiss? my enemies? get a grip

i'd like to take this time to apologize for my prior lapse of judgement. listening and learning

PLEASE JUST SHOW ME THE CASSEROLE RECIPE

For a split second my dumbass thought the Fukushima nuclear accident had fried the rice

nothing fills you with greater false confidence than managing to wake up early once

"this sleep schedule shit is easy" (← about to learn a lesson straight out of a fucked up traditional fairytale punishment)

The best part of the percy jackson books is that from percy's perspective hes just an easygoing funny cool guy who seems pretty harmless but the moment you see him from someone elses pov hes terrifying. Just a crazy good fighter, a force of nature killing machine, literally gets mistaken for a god in disguise. But he doesnt see that side of himself at all because hes too busy arguing with authority figures and respecting women. I love him

“Oh [other profession] wants better working conditions? WELL [MY profession] is HARDER I work TWENTY HOUR DAYS and I am NOT ALLOWED BREAKS and I’m PAID FOR SHIT and I have NO INSURANCE and I NEVER SEE MY CHILDREN so WHY are YOU COMPLAINING LOL”

have you considered that maybe YOUR job ALSO should not suck that much

december 24th 🗓️ 9pm 🕘 eastern standard time 🇺🇸 from here on in i shoot 🎥 without a script 📝 see if anything 🤔 comes of it 😒 instead of my old shit 😖💩 first shot 1️⃣ roger 👨‍🎤 playing the fender guitar 🎸 he hasn’t tuned 🎵❌ in a year 📆😳 (ᵗʰᶦˢ ʷᵒⁿ’ᵗ ᵗᵘⁿᵉ 🤬) so we hear 🙄😬 he’s coming back from half a year of withdrawal (ᵃʳᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗᵃˡᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉˀ 🤨⁉️) not at aaalll 🎤🎶 are you ready? 💯 hold that focus steady 📹 tell the folks at home 📢 what you’re doing roger ❓(😎ᶦ’ᵐ ʷʳᶦᵗᶦⁿᵍ ᵒⁿᵉ ᵍʳᵉᵃᵗ ˢᵒⁿᵍ🎼🤘) the phone rings 📞 (ˢᵃᵛᵉᵈᵎ😮‍💨) we screen 🎬 zoom in 🔍 on the answering machine… ☎️

sadly the only copy of s10 of thg i found is in the spanish dub but the only thing theyre saying is i love you and i know thats not right so can someone hook me up with their panem plus pleasee

i think it’s funny when someone acts really angry about something you say online. could be whatever. and you check their profile and go. oh wait. you’re literally 14. nevermind. talking about this with you is like 100% useless. and they go “my age has nothing to do with this” like actually your age has everything to do with this. when you are 14 literally everything is influenced by how fucking 14 years old you are.

This is the funniest thing I've ever read. I would have LOVED to see that

three types of people

Maybe quantum physics is different in a universe where a mob boss built a working supercollider that could create portals to other worlds in 2018

@abominablesnowdude's tags are too good to let vanish

To all the parents out there who bundle their babies up in the winter time with those little hats with the little ears that make them look like little teddy bears: You are doing the lord’s work. Seeing tiny ewoks toddle across the grocery store parking lot is just what we all need sometimes. My joy is immeasurable and my day is restored.

Reblogging my friend’s reblog from me to say also people who put your dogs in little sweaters you are doing the Lort’s work. Thank you.