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tired of toothy mimics. i want a mimic to just fucking deck me

an absolute U N I T

Okay so I’m watching my friend’s cats while she’s away and she left me descriptions so I could tell who’s who

They’re pretty accurate 

oh god why is this me lol help

I’m so glad this came back into my life

ahahahahahahah omg 

OH MY GOD

finally some proper balance

when you’re watching a movie and u recognize one of the actors in it from somewhere but u haven’t watched any of the movies or shows listed on their imdb

LEMONADE (2016) - Beyoncé

*sets myself on fire*

Am I lit yet bro

When your friend gets you into a new fandom and it proceeds to consume your entire life

@studiokarkats

This is so fall 2016 specific, I can’t imagine explaining it to my children

*rips off clothes*

*is wearing a kingdom hearts shirt, poofy pants with lots of belts, and giant shoes underneath*

*has keyblade slung over back*

im ready

THE FUCKING GIF YOU ADDED THOUGH I AM LAUGHING AND I WANT TO CLAP I

that’s my secret, I’m always hype

if i was a skeleton i would just say “that really rattles my bones” in response to literally everything

Wait for it…

My first bug report of the Beta.  

This remains my favorite bug so far though.

honestly i kind of want it to stay just leave it there

i treated myself to mcdonalds after like a month without fast food and now i feel like I had sex with Death and he forgot to pull out so now I’m full of Death’s semen and I’m dealing with the morning sickness after finding out im pregnant with the antichrist oh god what am i going to tell my parents

stop reblogging this i dont wan t my mom to know im getting McDicked by Satan

imagine reading a book with the name of all the guys that ever had a crush on you

why would i want a book with blank pages in it