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out of the whole world, baby

@penmaries / penmaries.tumblr.com

I'm Marie and/or Meg.
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greelin

you can’t talk about vampires and their views on menstrual blood anywhere else besides here. On account of the stigma

stigma fangs in your pussy. LOL

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penmaries

I scrolled past this for about three beats before the punchline caught up to me and tackled me to the ground

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soracities

happy "everyone forgets that icarus also flew" monday. i want to throw up !

"anything worth doing is worth doing badly"............."not failing as he fell but just coming to the end of his triumph"......goodnight (it's noon)

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teathattast

💯🙏💛🟨👍

Worst part about this is I've only ever used that yellow square emoji once and it was just to see how it looked. This isn't who I am. However, in retrospect, I suppose it is

Reading through the notes is a surreal experience please keep adding more to fuel my effervescent consumption of non descriptive emojis

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penmaries

🎉💔💕🌺🌄

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the-ria

"We only want to sing you to sleep

In your bedroom speakers, whoa"

I came up with the idea for this drawing a while back and finally felt like I could draw it exactly like I saw it in my head 😌

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madhyanas

we don’t talk abt how stressful buying new glasses frames is. ur shopping for your whole personality there. life on the line. do or die. all for two pieces of glass and some sticks

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penmaries

I feel this.

I've worn glasses for so long and I'm so nearsighted that I put as much money as I can on the lens and then tell the shop attendants to choose the frames for me in the lowest budget. I hate that I have to pay so much to see. At least I've been lucky so far to get attendants that spent a lot of time choosing for me and did a good job. I just can't afford to care about the frames 😭😭

People always tell me to try buying glasses online but with my ridiculous Rx, and my location, it's better to get them where I live

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Me: Trying to convince my cat to accept a kissy-wissy

My cat: no kissy is accepted here. Nay, not even a wissy

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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

  • Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real
  • There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations
  • Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that
  • The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.
  • There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)
  • The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.
  • Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.
  • Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.
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rivkann

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