Star Trek (2009) looked like this

needs more lens flare

Oh, sorry, excuse me

Star Trek (2009) looked like this

Wasn’t that the one where the engine room was just, like. A brewery?

I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST TALKING SHIT, BUT YOU REALLY MEANT IT ACTUALLY WAS A STRAIGHT-UP BREWERY, FOR BEER AND NOT SPACESHIP JUICE

Once again I point out

The Dyson hand dryers were also literally in Star Trek 2009

maintaining friendships as an adult be like

this post has more people in my inbox defending working for lockheed martin than you'd expect

can't kill myself because the world can't afford to lose a bad bisexual bitch

I miss the era where there'd be outtakes to animated movies like toy story or early 2000s barbie movies that shit was hilarious and so wholesome

Can't let these stay in the tags @redbuddi

me when I find something that I wrote when I was having a mental breakdown

Aarón Morse Born (1974).

“Cloud World (Shepherd with Wildflowers)” 2016,

acrylic and oil on canvas 48” x 38”

You Can Tell A Lot about Someone theough Repeated exposure to them and the usage of your.e observational skills

i love being a hater of media that i’ve never seen or listened to. no i will not give it a chance. it’s called listening to my heart

we cant even return to the ocean if we wanted to at this point

at a lesbian bar wearing a vampire costume: I vish to eat your puvsy *my plastic fangs slip out of my mouth and into someone’s drink* *I cry and pull the fire alarm before running out*

Turn the sound on, the only thing better than this dog’s joy is that people stopped what they were doing to share his joy, and you can hear them all groan when the water dies down….

Nine of Cups