love the imagery of vampires bathing in blood. like girl you’re not elizabeth bathory. that’s your fucking protein shake you’re soaking in.

Having taken baths in tea before, I gotta say...pretty great to soak in something you would normally drink.

Also, milk baths are A Thing ™, so I can totally see bathing in blood being a legitimate beauty treatment for vampires.

Thinking more about it, I kind of DO wonder if a bath in a meal replacement shake could be kinda cool (assuming I could drain it safely).

Bananas and mayo and avocado and honey and yogurt--sometimes all at once, sometimes in different combos--are all touted as good DIY conditioners for curly hair...so like a tub full of that would probably be REALLY good on my dry skin while also being nutritionally complete.

Hmmmmmmmm....

Now I gotta get a little horse trough filled up and try this before it gets cold.

the thing is, draculas—unlike you—can’t get yeast infections

This post is great and all but did everyone here forget that we also drink water

Not me. Fish fuck in that stuff.

Re: Kylo Ren

Some neighborhood kids were playing “Star Wars” outside my window and one kid was like, “I’m Kylo Ren!” And a couple girls were like, “Jedi are so much better!” and knocked him over and took his lightsaber/stick, and he said, “You can’t do that! I’m Kylo Ren!!!” And that’s the most Kylo Ren thing I ever heard.

Are you sure you weren’t just watching The Force Awakens?

Heh

everyone: spiderman’s suit looks sooo fake, it doesnt even look like hes a real person!!

me: *remember this*

@endlessyuji

I'll take a fake looking practical effect over a fake looking CG any day of the week though. Part of what makes Raimi so good is his understanding this.

MY BALLOONS CAME IN

Want

I am excited by the idea that I can lay this load down in 4.5 years

my favorite thing that Clark Kent does is try to figure out how a Normal Human Man would respond to getting injured

like if someone shoots at him he can say “oh he missed” and if someone tries to punch him he can kind of roll with it and barely avoid getting hit so they don’t smash their hand while going “oh ow oof what a punch ouch”

but then here comes the Joker with a comically large wooden mallet and now Clark has to figure out how Normal Human Man Clark Kent could conceivably survive this without making it obvious that he is not actually a Normal Human Man. just “oh goddammit i’ve never even seen someone get hit with one of these before, the joker’s probably seen all kinds of people get hit, he knows what this is supposed to look like but i have no goddamn idea i am so fucked”

superman may have the power of flight and super strength but clark kent has the power of improv

Which comic is this from, because I have to buy this comic now?

My question is why does Clark look like Hank Hill?

Dammit Bobby

Star Trek TNG Uniform Messenger Bags

W H A T

I want all of them. 

SHUT UP OMG

The red bag has a tendency to get destroyed when you go out with friends with other colored bags though.

Honorable mention should go to Die Hard's "when you have a chance to shoot someone, don't hesitate."

WE ARE OUTGUNNED (WHAT!)

OUTMANNED! (WHAT!)

OUTNUMBERED AND OUTPLANNED!

WE GOTTA MAKE AN ALL OUT STAND

Ayo, I’m gonna need a Pringles can…

I wish we had the time to collaborate on our own musical satire, HAMILDUMB

WE ARE OUTGUNNED (WHAT!)

OUTMANNED! (WHAT!)

OUTNUMBERED AND OUTPLANNED!

WE GOTTA MAKE AN ALL OUT STAND

Ayo, I’m gonna need a Pringles can…

Love it

The True Power of Force Ghosts

We made this in our crockpot with a pound of Rancho Gordo Midnight Beans (thanks for the rec, @summersumz!) and it was so effing delicious, you guys. 

Not vegetarian as written, but could be if you have a preferred method for getting that salty, smoky taste the ham imparts. 

Cuban without pork isn't Cuban.

Heh