probably the most iconic it/its puppygirl on earth (and beyond!) 💚

I don't think estrogen would fix her but it would make her irresistible to the average tumblr tranny

Level 10 burgers event imminent. There is no time to evacuate, shelter in place immediately.

*jigsaw voice* hello lock picking lawyer. you've made a name for yourself showing people how to break the law. but today it is you that will be- hey. HEY. KNOCK THAT OFF

You've heard of protagonists who are genre-savvy. Now get ready for protagonists who are outright genre-saboteurs.

so on june 22nd, 2020, my friends and i were joking about winston stealing money and I made a joke about "overwatch coins"

and now.................. apparently overwatch coins are a thing in overwatch 2??????

I said that because "overwatch coins" is dumb as hell. what the fuck is happening. why did i manifest this

Can you manifest me a 12 foot tall furry dragoness GF who loves short kings next? It’s also important that she thinks gaming peaked in 2007, and loves the great outdoors as much as U do. Ideally her size renders her unable to fit inside the cabin of my pickup truck, and she may or may not exceed the payload capacity of the bed at 1500 pounds, I don’t mind.

u ok?

POLL TIME BABY

Tell me in the tags if you'd like!

I'm a star!!! when you get front page over blahaj you know you've made it

art is by my friend @jintally on twt, bsky, and fa !!

feel like ppl are getting meaner and it's weird to see

how do you mean

bro forget this post for a second - i opened this app today at 9am and the first post i saw was you reblogging some horny shit about “sliding in and stretching her real good”. 9am on a wednesday. what was that all about?

we are so back (on the east coast)

Katie, a Jewish American who grew up in a pro zionism family. And is very much anti zionism and pro Palestine talks about "birthright trips."

I've heard some crazy shit in my life but oh man I was not prepared for this.

to add on to this a bit - this is a generally known and understood thing growing up Jewish. I knew a bunch of folks who went on Birthright trips and was told multiple times from several different sources that I *had* to go, that it was unmissable. I’m glad I didn’t knowing what I know now, and also good lord the name is a problem

jeff standing

I want a boyfrieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeend that i can slam from the back 👍

-BabySealRacing2000

Hi tumblr here's your new sexyman