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this site is so funny you sound evil
Me, watching my kitten hold still for a suspiciously long time: Ollie, are you peeing on my floor?
Ollie: Not
Me: Are you sure?
Ollie, grunting through time and space to push out a chocolate mcmuffin wider than he is tall: Not
Me, helpless, arms full of hot chili: Ollie, no! Ollie no! No, Ollie! God, Jesus, Ollie! Ollie, nooo!!
Ollie:
The Addams Family // New Neighbors Meet the Addams Family
IS SHE VAPING WITH HER PUSSY?!?!
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[image description: a digitally illustrated comic of a crow sleeping on a tree branch. it wakes up, startled, and shouts, “fuck!” it starts gathering leaves in a panick, saying, “fuck fuck fuck.” it runs through the street and up the stairs of a courthouse, still saying, “fuuuuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.” it runs up to a judge behind a podium and says, “sorry i’m late – these were problems with a witness and i had to file…” it pauses and looks at one of the leaves it’s clutching, then looks up at the judge and asks, “i’m not a lawyer at all, am i?” the judge says, “i don’t think so.” the crow drops all the leaves on the courtroom floor and says, “thank god, i was totally unprepared.”]
Fifteenth century tarot cards, possibly the oldest known deck. Look how beautiful they are! These are from way back before they were used for cartomancy.
Happy tired and a little on edge Tuesday
I don’t remember where this story was from but it was about how the writers older brother died when he was young and years later had a son who, had never met the brother had the same mannerisms as him. Ok I think I remember the key words were “my son drinks from the water fountain like my brother” or something
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Neon Genesis Evangelion Genesis 0:5 Laser Disc Packaging Art
Behold, for there are Sea Butterfly’s afoot 🌊 🦋 🐌
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he's going through a hair dye phase (sleeping in a berry patch)
feels like some of u aren't properly appreciating the fact that he sleeps in a berry patch. and he rolls over and squishes the berries into his fur. because he's so sleepy and content.
maybe people think he's an ugly dog but just to be clear he is actually a beautiful pig
they hated this poor herb so fucking bad
A Lighthouse on Fire at Night by Joseph Wright of Derby (1734–1797)
Hey tumblr???? Hey fucking tumblr?????
hello?
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