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No false moves here.

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Emily. 33, VA, USA. Watch me shed my skin like a snake.
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teaboot

Me, watching my kitten hold still for a suspiciously long time: Ollie, are you peeing on my floor?

Ollie: Not

Me: Are you sure?

Ollie, grunting through time and space to push out a chocolate mcmuffin wider than he is tall: Not

Me, helpless, arms full of hot chili: Ollie, no! Ollie no! No, Ollie! God, Jesus, Ollie! Ollie, nooo!!

Ollie:

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kallistoi

[image description: a digitally illustrated comic of a crow sleeping on a tree branch. it wakes up, startled, and shouts, “fuck!” it starts gathering leaves in a panick, saying, “fuck fuck fuck.” it runs through the street and up the stairs of a courthouse, still saying, “fuuuuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.” it runs up to a judge behind a podium and says, “sorry i’m late – these were problems with a witness and i had to file…” it pauses and looks at one of the leaves it’s clutching, then looks up at the judge and asks, “i’m not a lawyer at all, am i?” the judge says, “i don’t think so.” the crow drops all the leaves on the courtroom floor and says, “thank god, i was totally unprepared.”]

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Fifteenth century tarot cards, possibly the oldest known deck. Look how beautiful they are! These are from way back before they were used for cartomancy.

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flanbolt

I don’t remember where this story was from but it was about how the writers older brother died when he was young and years later had a son who, had never met the brother had the same mannerisms as him. Ok I think I remember the key words were “my son drinks from the water fountain like my brother” or something

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