Argyle-Pantsuit

@glossbombed

no. you know what? fuck you. *uncaramelizes your onions*

Joe Biden and the President of the United States

she’s canadian

America’s first Canadian president. Icon.

dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused

i read a book once where this girl was romantically involved with this guy who had a twin and they would punk her all the time and be like which one is your boyfriend you have to kiss the right one and then it turned out one of them was evil and trapped her in a dungeon with a bunch of rats or some shit

but that’s like, worst case scenario

I can’t believe a humble security guard saved our planet from the aliens.

this is a fever dream right

He fucking DEATH DROPPED

Whoever runs the zzzquil twitter account is definitely homophobic now

I really don’t feel like we as a society are talking enough about this

TURN THE FUCKING AUDIO ON

Gwendolyn Briggs: “Hi, I’m a lesbian.”

Gwendolyn Briggs: *Gets shot in the chest and survives (with 1940s hospital treatment)*

Gwendolyn Briggs: *Gets cancer when she is middle-aged (again in the 1940s and within the limitations of that medicine), but responds amazingly to treatment and lives for at least another two years sunning herself in Mexico with her lesbian lover*

Gwendolyn Briggs: “What lesbian death trope?”