carrie

i watched the whole tony nominations announcement waiting for a smash reference but all i got was katharine mcphee mispronouncing “spongebob” about a dozen times

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

i was just in the market and was talking to the bagging lady about the weather since its been really warm and i was sayin how i dont like the heat and prefer the cold and she was like “oh yeah i get that” and i said “cuz you can get under a blanket to get out of the cold but in the heat it’s not like you can take off your-” and in unison she said “clothes” and i said “skin” and i think thats what people mean when they talk about the generational divide

Me as hozier liking this tweet

Badass Bisexual

Ily: I love you 

Ilysm: I love you so much

Igymifshwiw: I’m Gomez you’re Morticia I feel so happy when I’m witcha

*olympic ice skater like jumps and stuff*

me: ooooooooooooh ahhhhhhhhhh

commentator: horrible. disgusting. absolute failure and disgrace

I’m thrilled with where I’m at in my career. I’ve got absolutely no regrets, every experience has been incredible, character-building, and career-shaping.

Do you ever find things you wrote when you were little and just really want to die a little?

Me at age 11: “I am a sea of feelings. I am an emocean.”

Emocean underlined three times

Samira Wiley attends the 24th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards at The Shrine Auditorium on January 21, 2018 in Los Angeles, California.

I’m not freaking out, are you freaking out?! No, I’m just very interested in your hair and the magical qualities that it possess! How long has it been doing that exactly?! {x}

You know I’ve never done a chia pet but I tried really hard

You know what? He’d be proud of you

Thank you

not to be fake deep but mamma mia.. here i go again.. my my.. how can i resist ya….. mamma mia, does it show again.. my my, just how much ive missed ya.. yes, ive been brokenhearted………… blue since the day we parted.. why why did I ever let u go……. mamma mia.. now I really know.. my my, i could never let u go…………..

What she says: I’m fine

What she means: Can vampires enter rented spaces? I don’t own my apartment, so do I have the rights to invite a vampire into my house, or does the landlord? Or does anyone have the power to invite a vampire into any residence? Vampires can enter public spaces without invitation, but what about hotels? What about small businesses where the owners live in back or on the floor above? What public spaces even remain in the hellacape of late capitalism?