Remember the joy of Apple Tater?

“I hope you follow us one more time.”

Bestie this isn’t Lord of the Rings, you are not the fair and wise Aragorn. You are three YouTubers asking me to fund your trips to Europe and gold flaked meals.

Barbie (2023) // The Good Place (2016-2020)

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

wait it gets better

Agust D - Amygdala [lyrics+vocab]

I don't know your name I don't know your name, yeah I don't know your name 요즘 기분은 어때? I don't know your name, your name, your name 기억들로 여행 지우고픈 일들 요즘 기분은 어때, 어때, 어때?

▫ 요즘 - lately ▫ 기분 - mood ▫ 요즘 기분은 어때? = How have you been feeling lately? ▫ 기억 - memories ▫ 여행 - travel, trip ▫ 지우다 - to erase 지우고픈 일들 = 지우고 싶은 일들 = Things I want to erase

Durarara - 03

when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself

michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN

Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks

michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this

Jesus Christ, that’s the height at which every rollercoaster and dark ride is a decapitation threat

how am I ever supposed to leave tumblr when it takes me on journeys like this

Could be true

JOHN MULANEY: “BABY J” (2023)

They also usually have free wifi. One of the few places you can use the wifi without being expected to buy something.

Unrestrained summer fun

everyone posts edits of this image but nobody told me the og was funny as hell on its own