fortune favors the brave

A study of The Young Martyr by Paul Delaroche but with Alucard instead 💫

Okie rule

goodbye 2023👋hello 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓋴 𓇌𓅂𓄿𓂋 𓇋 𓅃𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓎼𓅂𓏏 𓄿 𓅓𓅲𓅓𓅓𓇌 𓃀𓅱𓇌𓆑𓂋𓇋𓅂𓈖𓂧 𓅓𓄿𓇌𓃀𓅂 𓉔𓅲𓋴𓃀𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓇋𓆑 𓉔𓅂𓂕𓋴 𓎢𓅱𓅱𓃭 𓅃𓇋𓏏𓉔 𓏏𓉔𓄿𓏏

my egyptologist friend says this is a (very poorly) phonetically transcribed english phrase "this year i will get a mommy boyfriend"

okay you werent supposed to know that

Paramore was right. Hard times

Searching on AO3 and...

I just need to know who's writing fic using cuneiform and Old English

The steam library really is the gamers refrigerator. I keep checking to see if there's anything I want to play. I have games. I have plenty of games. There's nothing i want to play

i do genuinely need to go on some sort of quest this year or i’m going to become evil for real

babygirl i sit hunched in ways you’d never fuckin believe

'Alas! there are some wounds that cannot be wholly cured,’ said Gandalf.

‘I fear it may be so with mine,’ said Frodo. ‘There is no real going back. Though I may come to the Shire, it will not seem the same; for I shall not be the same. I am wounded with knife, sting, and tooth, and a long burden. Where shall I find rest?’

Gandalf did not answer.

Finallyyy I decided to pick up my apple pen and draw something

hate my shitty medieval lord. last st crispins day instead of a feast he had a potluck. my fucking men at arms and i had to bring a tupperware full of roast boar to his castle. god i hate him.

ASTARION.

there's so much to read. there's too much to read. can everybody stop publishing for a few years while i catch up.

don’t want to be a girl i want to be a single star in the night sky shining so bright all the way to lonely people who look up and hope to see a sign

@sunflowerjune this is perfect

Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation

Tbh Aragorn in the books I don’t have strong feelings about. He’s a good character but not nearly as compelling to me as some of the others.

But movie Aragorn???? Consider me compelled good sir. The way Viggo Mortenson plays him drives me insane. The scene where he refuses to take the ring from Frodo?? “I would have gone with you to the end. Into the very fires of Mordor” ??? I cannot be normal about him