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he looks like a magic prince letting the poor citizens touch his enchanted hair so that their crops will grow fruitfully this year
now the magic prince sits upon his throne and listens intently to the complaints of his people. one old farm maid cries, “Your Majesty, Prince Harry, we haven’t seen your Enchanted Titties in weeks! My cows won’t produce any milk, my chickens won’t lay any eggs, i’m afraid my farm is going to collapse! Please present us with the sight of your blessed over worked quadronippled chest before the whole kingdom crumbles!”
this is getting notes randomly and i have other posts with more notes but this is my favorite legacy to have left for the windswept, war-torn wasteland that was once the proud and shining kingdom of the one direction tumblr scape
okay
on todays episode of: am i a huge c*nt or did my date last night rly fuck up?
i think a top favorite thing about my body is how even with an IUD it gives me 8 day periods :) actually the only thing even BETTER than that, is that it gives me it twice a month :) i love life!!!!!!!!!!!
okay my date from the other night got me horrendously sick without even kissing me but he’s OBSESSED w me now it’s freakin me out
thought i was over reacting but actually im so glad he doesn’t know where i live
okay my date from the other night got me horrendously sick without even kissing me but he’s OBSESSED w me now it’s freakin me out
went on my date last night
yeah yeah i’m back to tell you how i’m once again the silliest dumbest girl in the world!!
When presented with the choice between the stairs and the elevator, which do you choose? (Assume you're going upwards)
-Stairs if only going up 1-2 floors, Elevator if higher
-Stairs if going within 6 floors, Elevator if higher
-Stairs exclusively, out of preference
-Stairs exclusively, can't use Elevators
-Elevators exclusively, out of preference
-Elevators exclusively, can't use Stairs
-Some other weird combination (please explain?)
-Never been in a building with both and needed to use them.
people with earlobe piercings - how often do you actually wear earrings?
i just got them pierced so i have to keep them in
i wear earrings all the time
i wear them pretty much every day but not overnight or anything
i only wear them when i go out somewhere
i only wear them when i randomly remember and feel like it
i only wear them on special occasions
i never wear them
i don’t have my ears pierced (show results)
‘tis my birthday :) here’s intimate details abt my sex life in the tags bc i love to shout into the void and i’m doing my favorite things on my birthday
trying 2 find smth on my blog
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getting way way way ahead of myself here but i’m going on a first date on saturday that i’m actually rly excited abt
ugh new sexual milestone unlocked: crying right after