“mood” is basically the equivalent of “amen”

and now I am picturing an entire congregation solemnly intoning “big mood”

“May the Lord be with you.”

“Bitch you too the fuck!”

do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking  

I think it’s called sensory overload. It’s really common in people with anxiety

it can also be a result of sleep deprivation, stress, or ever dehydration !!

thanks i thought i was just a bitch

when you’re not even sure if you can trust yourself

me: I dont wanna like…… do things……..

My psychologist: You have to, do things

me: 

when you hug your straight friend but he forgets to say no homo

Eating fruit is okay

source?

this

That banana is holding her hostage

when I’m forced to participate in gym class

more like

Donald Trump’s Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame is destroyed by man carrying a pickaxe in a guitar case.

This is modern fucking art and it’s inspiring

BETTER YET: THE MAN WAS FOUND, ARRESTED, AND HIS BAIL WAS PAID BY THE LAST GUY TO DESTROY THE STAR!!!!!!!!!!

Inspiring.

Why do I think that this is Deans dog persona

Me: *shows basic human decency to cashier

Cashier: ??!?! Thank you! You’re the nicest person ever!

Me: are you ok

Reblog if politeness to retail and service workers is important to you.

honestly 

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently… I have new ideas

tall boys with dark hair and shy smiles who smell good and have great tastes in music are very important ok