I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

the addams family wasn’t particularly magic or supernatural or anything, their goth game was just hard af

They lived with a sentient disembodied hand

that’s just how goths are sometimes

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

“I’m getting back in line.”

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

BLESS ME PATRICK

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

@billshitposts

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

Y'all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔

Honestly I know it’s kinda silly…but weirdly… It does seem to work

Im getting in line! 

PUT ME IN LINE

Every time I hear mention of a youtube celebrity it’s a new one of these stock image looking people who seemingly appeared out of the void two weeks ago, fully formed with five million followers and the capacity to commit horrible crimes against another youtube celebrity which they will tearfully apologize for in a fifteen minute video

Mylar truly wishes he could take back what he has done and only hopes that you, the fans, can forgive him.

Here’s the thing: I made this post with nobody in particular in mind and people keep reblogging me and saying that it’s in direct reference to [_____] or asking me if it’s about such and such and it’s someone new each time which probably means that there’s, like, a problem.

Spell your name with 1D song titles

broad shoulders on women? glam, statuesque.

write in the tags the lyrics of the song currently stuck in your head

Money spell! Reblog to charge it with your intent; the more people see it, the more powerful it becomes. Magic should be fun!

NOW THIS MONEY POST I AM HERE FOR

this actually does work the witches of tumblr really are out here doing something lol

well it better work or else I’m gonna cry I need to make rent h0e

Yesss November come throughhhhhhh!!

Reblogging with all my intent and desire.

I Made $750 For Nothing

I need a transition and also to not be in abject poverty

I too require money.

Indian Giver

You’re an Indian giver in the way you love: Everything you give, you take away.

What is an Indian giver?

A person who gives something and than wants it back.

what did the Indians want back?

More specifically, the term “Indian giver” arose from a series of incidents in which European colonists would borrow food and supplies from the local First Nations, then turn around and go “oh, we thought it was a gift” when the locals later tried to collect on the loan.

Modern history books like to bang on about “cultural misunderstandings”, but if you look at contemporary records, it’s clear that there was no misunderstanding - the colonists totally understood that they were being extended a loan, and simply didn’t want to pay it back.

The myth that Native Americans liked to swindle people by giving them gifts and later claiming that the gift had actually been a loan - hence, “Indian giver” - thus developed in order to retroactively justify the colonists stiffing the locals when those loans came due.

(In the interest of clarity, interest-bearing loans were not commonly practiced by North America’s First Nations at the time, though they did exist among some groups; in this context, the term “loan” simply means “I give you something you need right now, and you give me back something of equal value at some specified or unspecified future date”.)

Unceasing reblog.

Mexican/lantix and Arab/Mena in Michigan, please be careful, ice agents are starting​ to raid restaurants, they’re doing the arrest now and check later policy and even though some have proper paperwork, they’ll find a flaw in the immigration contract and try / will deport you. Please stay safe, especially those who work in Arabic and Mexican restaurants.

Please boost!

reblog this post and tag it with how you like your steak, how you like your eggs, and how you like your coffee

PEOPLE TAGGING THIS POST RARE, OVER EASY AND BLACK REALLY ARE STRONGER THAN ANY OF US EVER WILL KNOW

Do any of you have that one tv show that is just so close to your heart? Like you could watch all these other shows; but when you go back to that one, you just feel like you’ve stumbled your way home after being lost for a little while. Maybe the show ended years ago, maybe the show is still airing or is on hiatus, but no matter what the same holds true; when you see it, or talk about it, it feels like home.