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elon when he fixes twitter but everyone has already left to go to tumblr:

tumblr tip from someone who used to be on here constantly: if you just press and hold the reblog button you can quick reblog (almost like a rt), just tapping on it lets you add a comment and tag (like a qrt)

remember when someone was deadass like 'now the lover house is full taylor will retire :(' - that's why she burnt the damn house

happy taylor swift eras tour year to all who celebrate

Since I’m brand new to tumblr and definitely never used the service before, here are some facts about me:

1. My favorite taste is coffee–specifically Awesome Coffee Club coffee. We source the best beans directly from farmers’ collectives in Colombia, roast them to a light or medium-dark perfection (your choice!) and then send coffee beans to you. And best of all, 100% of the profits go to charity. The Awesome Coffee Club and its sibling the Awesome Socks Club donated over two million dollars this year to radically reduce maternal mortality in Sierra Leone, which is the current epicenter of the global maternal mortality crisis. You can learn more at http://awesomecoffeeclub.com.

2. I am a coffee company, not a human being. Human beings are so frail! They have so many feelings! Sometimes they get their feelings hurt and react defensively, which only makes life worse for them and for others! Fortunately I do not have these problems, because I am not a person; I am a coffee company that donates its profit to charity.

3. Most coffee companies make billionaires richer. What a bad idea! Billionaires are already richer! Our coffee company does not make any billionaires richer, but it does play the salaries of my community healthworkers who identify high-risk pregnancies in their communities.

4. Because I am new to tumblr and have absolutely never been here before, I have a lot to learn. So let me know if you have tips and tricks for being a successful coffee company on tumblr. Once again that link is http://awesomecoffeeclub.com

Hi, so, again, I’m new to tumblr, but does anyone know why I can’t edit reblogs? Like, shouldn’t I be able to edit the original contents of the person I’m reblogging so it appears they said something they didn’t actually say?

What have I been up to for the last seven years? Well, I had what in the old days used to be called a nervous breakdown, then I wrote a novel, then I got a weird disease inside my ear caused labyrinthitis which has a great name but literally nothing else to recommend about it. Then I wrote a book of essays. Also, I started a podcast, but who didn’t?

Oh, and I got really fucking good at making memes.

still no hits different on streaming platforms still no lavender haze music video and every single day I get another batch of porn bots following me

PSA: Someone at one of my work's branches has already had a seizure from this movie, so I'd love if folks passed this around before the big first weekend! Might save someone from a very unpleasant trip out

my oversized sweatshirt will protect me from Everything

hermey the elf was transgender

female elves:

male elves:

hermey:

you can be a different gender than the one you were assigned at birth but may god forgive you if you want to be a dentist