Andraste's Mabari

feeling this insane weirdness and heartache

the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.

:/

My husband said “hey look, it’s your friend” when we were on a walk and when I clearly couldn’t find a familiar face on the sidewalk he pointed to the mourning dove resting on the branch above us

nothing is worse than software that tells people when I’m online or when I read their message or when I’m typing something. I always want to be as unknowable in my silence as god

We all need a cat to flop on us

interesting how the tiktokers who larp as 2014 tumblr it-girl arent brave enough to bring these back

cowards probably aren't even on house arrest

IM SO FUCKING HAPPY !!!!!!

GRANDMA SENT ME MONEY TO BUY SHRIMPS !!!!!!!!!!

LIFE IS WORTH LIVING AGAIN

@yuri-goth go ahead ^_^

i also went ahead and solved it i hope u dont mind

there is not a world where i would mind

women invented lesbian sex so they could have sex with each other

things i’ll not call you a whore for:

things i’ll call you a whore for:

why are lemons separate from food op?

everyone knows lemons arent food

lemon stealing whores are a huge issue separate from food stealing whores. there’s a whole documentary about whores stealing lemons from the trees of unsuspecting victims. you can see the first two minutes of it here.

Thats a rickroll. That totally is a fucking rickroll. No fukin way. Not falling for it.

dude, trust me, that isn’t a rick roll. its something worse

Me to the rest of tumblr after actually watching what was in the link:

…I really don’t know what I was expecting.

What the fuck did i just watch.

It- it’s not a Rick roll

Have we really reached a time when the Lemon Stealing Whores are no longer common knowledge.

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

here it is! the post that started a “me, an intellectual” hell frenzy, and is officially ⭐ the worst post of 2016 ⭐

you: the worst post of 2016

me, an intellectual: modern art

lord the peasants are so loud today

pheasants. PHeasants. The birds

Don't you mean classist Typo, as in discriminating against poor people, and not classicist, the type of academic who studies antiquity in southern Europe?

Achievement unlocked!

Fire post!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE POST IS ON FIRE

we as a society need to do something about the fact that frozen pizza doesn't taste good

Just finished MSQ and man.. it's really a honeymoon trip for them hmmm

big enjoyer of shitty media that i would never recommend to people ever in my life

Im going to get fucking killed by guards