disturbed by how little ppl acknowledge the secondary health risks of vampire bites. if your vampire lover is drinking your blood you MUST be up to date on your tetanus shot. puncture wounds are at especially high risk for tetanus infections. just because your partner was born in 1312 doesn’t mean you have to die like it.

moreover they should be prepping the bite point with an alcohol wipe.

and while I’m at it, I’ve noticed a blithe disregard for health & safety when it comes to blood pacts. can’t believe I have to say this but you should absolutely NOT be cutting your palm open with the pocket knife from your belt holster (??????)

if you’re expecting to be in a blood pact/oath situation please just pick up some sterile finger lancets from the pharmacy. cannot stress this all enough.

Please y’all!! tetanus is NOT caused by rusty metal. It’s a bacteria found damn near everywhere, and wounds infected with saliva are especially high risk for tetanus infections.

it’s also a common misconception that vampire saliva is antiseptic. Vampires spread that myth on purpose. They also CAN cross running water. Make them bathe and brush their teeth!!!!

Absolutely bizarre combo of real advice for a fake being, but everything medical here is true!! Please stay up to date on your tetanus shots, lockjaw is fun for nobody!!

no matter the struggles there is always ao3 in bed

i love dread in a story i love hurtling towards something terrible and wanting to stop but the only way to find out what happens is to keep getting closer to it

born to be worshipped, forced to self reblog for attention

intercourse with a vampire or whatever

jason scottish

Fictional men who have the "it's ok to murder but it's never ok to disrespect your wife" energy >>>>

please be nice to me unless youre being mean in a hot way

me and the gals talking about fictional men's cocks on tumblr dot com

tumblr graveyard shift (online when mutuals are sleeping)

warnings: feelings of jealousy, possessiveness

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You made your way over to Jane once you finished up your conversation, intent on begging her to go back to your room for a cuddle (considering she would outright reject you if you tried any such thing in a public place). However it seemed she was in rather… sour mood.

Good morning to all my mutuals, I hope you have a wonderful day 🌼

insane men covered in blood. you agree. reblog.

concept: you know how the flower field is all dead and crusty in new moon? ignoring the fact that it was probably just winter that killed all the flowers, imagine edward out there with a bottle of weed killer the day after abandoning bella in the woods, dousing everything in herbicide while crying

Screenshot from my phone: four edited pictures in a vaguely linear narrative of Edward Cullen spraying herbicide all over a flowery meadow until it withers, while crying enormous tears the whole time. Bonus in the second photo where he also carries a container with the words “this is the killer of a weed” pasted on top of it. Images by Rita Shantel on Facebook.