weeb trash

someone put me down in a flat surface and keep me still so i can calibrate

please

Still thinking of a TikTok I saw a year ago where a girl with a shellfish allergy got a crab tattooed on her thigh with one of the claws exactly where her Epi Pen should be stabbed into her so she’d be able to wheeze out “stab the crab” if someone else needed to use her pen on her. Absolutely obsessed. The epitome of work smarter not harder.

shibainu.berry

when u boutta prove a bitch how wrong they are

this is gonna sound stupid but i’m amazed at baby capybaras bc they really truly are baby capybaras. there r so many animals you guys. so many where the babies look like tiny primordial creatures compared to the mature ones but baby capybaras r just little capybaras. they just start out like that. you know what i mean

uptown rat…i’ve been livin in linguini’s hat…

(x)

oh i saw the original thread and this is something you can allegedly actually get in game! it's not edited, that's the actual original voice actor who does shenanigans on his YouTube channel. instructions:

bokuroo swingin’ it✨

this started off as a doodle, What The Fuck Happened

If you ever think an undercover cop is following you, yell “crime is good!”. the cop is required to yell “no, crime is bad!” at all times. that is the law

Since it’s almost that time of the year again

I made some blobs for yall

A platypus?

PERRY THE PLATYPUS???

I looked up cyberbullying on google images and just oh my god

[opens up word document]

time to bully myself

badgrl2

The Cancellation of Socrates - Jacques Louis David, 1787