Ceridwyn

So apparently a lot of Twitter users are jumping ship and coming here (which is hilarious) and I’ve seen a lot of “welcome to tumblr” posts going around (also hilarious)

But I don’t think I’ve seen a single one address how clout works on this app. Namely that it doesn’t exist. There’s no verification system. There’s no way to check how many followers someone else has. You can have 5 followers or 500,000 and no one is going to care either way.

Also, simply being on tumblr negates any clout you may have elsewhere. Taylor Swift uses this app. No one cares.

Yes this is a selling point

literally what the fuck is wrong with the people that make hd texture packs

im so mad

ARE YOU GOOD KING? ARE YOU OKAY?

don’t ever go on a car ride with me because i won’t talk to you i’ll just stare out the window the entire time

Person with a mullet wearing a muscle shirt in a garage: You might think these are some normal cowboy boots, they ain’t. These are boot scooters. [Takes wheels out of dusty boots and stomps them on the ground] If you ain’t bootin’…You ain’t scootin’. [wheels away and runs into a fridge]

So my local shopping centre recently remodeled their toilets. I went to go use one and

my soul fucking left its mortal body for a brief moment

Guy helps stray cat drink from public fountain

My mom wants me to start drama

THE WINK

TIL, that even though rats are so cute animal they can be very mischaevous so do not hesitate to escalate the situation to voilence

I’ve literally never EVER been gayer

Neither has the girl watching

The babe in the back who stops to appreciate the skills

Justice League Dark: Apokolips War (2020)

HE FUCKED KING SHARK?

The comments really are a gift that keeps on giving

IT GOT BETTER

For the record the director confirmed John bottomed

https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2020/05/07/justice-league-dark-apokolips-war-john-constantine-king-shark/

DC FINALLY understands what the fans want.

(From the link up there : )

And she also added :

Chuck Tingle is smiling 

I’M smiling

why are you calling him green shrek?? shrek is already green??

No one is regular, everyone is extraordinary

Fixed

Love is enough

tumblr is such a bizarre kind of social interaction. like. the rules are so different here. I once unfollowed someone because they said prime numbers were ugly and that was simply the last straw for me. imagine hanging out with a friend and getting up from the table and never talking to them again because they told you they hated prime numbers. that’s what I did.