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special agent bean

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everything u need to know about me can actually be explained by the fact that i read that poem about the serving girl wearing the pearls so they're warm for her mistress when i was like 11 and it rewrote my brain chemistry forever

like this Changed Me

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teslafactory

every few months some annoying motherfucker makes a post asking why it's called 'spirk' instead of 'spork' or 'kock' and the short, easy answer is: spirk is already the silly ship name, the og ship name is 'k/s' and the og og ship name is 'the premise', because spirk is a ship so old that it was around before ship names were invented. now never come into my house again.

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yutaan

Papercraft commission of Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian (and Li'l Apple and a bunny), in a pose inspired by Gustav Klimt's famous painting The Kiss! Lan Wangji may be a little disgruntled at being interrupted, but Wei Wuxian is, of course, laughing the whole time.

This piece had some of the most complicated layering I've ever done in a papercraft, which meant I had to take even more care than usual with how every piece of paper was placed and the order in which they could be glued - and I already take a lot of care with that, no matter what I'm making! But the extra time was definitely worth it - I'm really happy with how the final piece came out. ^_^ A very sweet scene for WangXian!

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song meme! i was tagged by the lovely @dcyiyou

shuffle your on repeat playlist and list the first 10 songs, then tag 10 people

1. the last dinner party, "sinner" -- these guys are gonna be sooooo famous i just know it

2. deb talan, steve tannen, and the weepies, "river from the sky" -- this song is on my lan wangji grief playlist, case closed

3. sigrid, "it gets dark" -- underrated pop princess imo!!

4. dessa, "good grief" -- another lwj grief playlist entry. that playlist took me forever to make and i kept listening over and over for flow as i made it

5. birdtalker, "better in the morning" -- just trust me when i say this is a song about sir sagramore from arthurian legend

6. fall out boy, "what a time to be alive" -- okay so i saw fob live in march and it was life-changing is the thing--

7. neko case, "maybe sparrow" -- it's lan wangji and grief all the way down........

8. maggie rogers, "shatter" -- great news! this is actually from a DIFFERENT lan wangji playlist

9. the japanese house, "touching yourself" -- i finally clicked with their latest album and hey it's SO good is the thing

10. car seat headrest, "life worth missing" -- listen sometimes the only thing you can think about is the love interest from mo dao zu shi, it's normal.

tagging @abettersondaughter, @zeiat, @kismetnemesis, idk that's not ten but please do it if you want!! it can't be goofier than mine. the public service i provide is always being slightly sillier than you

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onboarding for a new job is like "hey we sent you the information to make your wöörk account. once youre on wöörk therell be an invite to join KlickKlack, which is how we send out the schedule. You'll also be receiving an email for You!Niversity, our online training app. There is a separate training app to cover POS training called LearnIt! that you will have to make an account for and you will only use it for like 10 minutes and then never again."

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People are always like "why do they let Data play poker with them, his brain is a computer, he has an unfair advantage," and the answer is simply because it's for fun!! He's their friend! Like can you imagine if they told Data he can't play, he'd be like "I understand, that's a logical decision, and as an android I am unable to feel left out," but then any time the poker game came up he'd be looking at Riker across the bridge like

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"我发誓 上天人地 你再我不到一个比我更有诚意的。" "I swear there is no one in heaven or on earth who is more sincere than me."
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