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5weekdays

"hey, bobby, ginger's kid came out to her as non-binerary! can you believe it?"

"non-binary."

"huh? wha? what'd i say?"

"you said 'non-binerary.' the word is non-binary."

"right. non-byrony."

"oh my god"

5weekdays

"ginger's gonna march with her kid in the parade next year! she's so excited!"

"she'll get to make signs... chant slogans..."

"you sound kind of jealous, lin."

"well, maybe i *am* jealous. maybe *i* wanna be a PFLAG mom."

"pee flag!!"

"gene."

5weekdays

"...kids, are any of you non-binary?"

"i respond to both 'attaboy' and 'you go, girl!'"

"i'm whatever gender gets the coolest happy meal toys."

anonymousantifa

I too am whatever gender gets the coolest happy meal toy

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sabertoothwalrus

beebeedibapbeediboop

Updating my commission info !! (17-11-2022)

Commissions are open again!

Please, be sure to read the information below before sending me your email!

Information:

● Contact me at bumblebee@outlook.fr (I only accept mp if you have any question but the commission must be discussed via email)

●Payments via paypal only, send as “Close friend” at this email: daphnee-pirker@hotmail.fr in Euro (EUR)

●Tell me as many details as you can think of when you commission me (so I can get closer to what you have in mind). If you want a commission for your OC, send me their reference as well. If you don’t have any reference (ex: only text, or seperate pictures to describe the character(s)) and you want me to design it, additonal fees may apply.

●I can refuse a commission if I judge it too disturbing for me (this is for both nsfw and ships)

beebeedibapbeediboop

Hii! I'm reopening my commissions with three new slots 🪲💕

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drumstick02m

I got inspired

People who talk about “corporate bloat” and “trimming fat in DEI” etc are the same ones who used to say “welfare queen” or “get a job.” What they really want to say is: “Just die,” usually followed by some kind of slur. Problem is, eventually someone says: “You first.”

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1594035437126881280?s=20&t=THTEExKGaKNmpB5fBU6Qig

People who talk about “corporate bloat” and “trimming fat in DEI” etc:

…are the same ones who used to say:

"welfare queen"

or

"get a job.“

What they really want to say is:

"Just die,”

…usually followed by some kind of slur:

Problem is…

Eventually…

Someone says:

“You first.”

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fishtrouts

Dragon Hoards

A dragon is nothing without its hoard. Upon realizing that Swordfish takes a different approach to accumulating tons of treasure, by taking a trip to the nearby swamps!

Also, I made a Patreon page! It’s still fresh out the oven so right now there’s one comic featuring one of the dragons, but I am going to upload more Patreon-exclusive comics there + some other secret stuff. It’s one tier, $1 per month, so if you’re interested in seeing more of Swordfish and his buddies you can check it out here!

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leecheedoodles

Something told me you guys liked the first post I did of this meme so I thought I might as well draw more mwahahaha

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leecheedoodles

The Greens are HUNGRY. 90 servings in total and they probably got dessert afterwards too 👀 Ultimately they just love messin with Mitch lol. 10 points goes to whoever remembers him from the OG PPG series!

Sidenote: The first part of this comic was loosely inspired by a scene from Parks and Rec :D