Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

I need that N U T

Nurturing Understanding Truelove

Me after using duolingo for a month

why do big dogs go boof.. 

they gotta push that bark thru their whole body and it just comes out like. a boof. yknow?

i see, the bigger the dog body the boofier the bark. are big dogs hollow?

yes. big dogs need all the space for warmth whereas little dogs have packed with righteous anger and unbridled rage

leave him alone

im blocking this post its mean

WHY Y'ALL COOK A GECKO OMG

iced coffee is the pinnacle of human existence no man made invention will ever surpass the idea of iced coffee

it's

bitch

honestly this post only got funnier with the change in format

my xkit makes it the old format so

S u c c

need me a freaque like this

omg!!!!!!! look at skwidwird…..the thrill of it all