you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea
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you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea
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Won’t name names but I read kind of a disappointing political fantasy book and it has me pining for the BEST political fantasy books, Megan Whalen Turner’s Queen’s Thief series, naturally
What abou t me. Doesnt anyone think i should be at the club
If Pikachu were real, it would not be a very pleasant animal. An enormous mouse that shocks you like an electric eel. I would run from these beasts
we all have that ONE friend who HATES being hit over the head with a metal pipe😂 and cries PLEASE DONT HIT ME WITH A METAL PIPE MY SKULL IS FRACTURED during METAL PIPE NITE😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀😂🤣
not the bell tolling LMAOOOO 🙈 i wonder for whom 🤔
In the name of the faggot, the dyke, and the holy tranny, I bless you. Go forth my child, and have as much gay sex as possible
If i was toby fox i would tweet sans is a woman and then smash my phone with a hammer
Almost blocked someone for being a bot because their URL ended in a string of numbers but then I realized the numbers were 42069 and I wanted to apologize like when a nobleman fails to recognize his king disguised in the garb of a commoner
Ask me to walk on fucking water Malborn
saw another trans person in public +60HP +500EXP
rasputin didnt become a fucked up sex wizard until he was like 30. your life doesn't end at 25 <3
if you're in your mid twenties and you're reading this you still have plenty of time to inadvertently topple a dynasty just by being really fucking weird and horny. don't worry.