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Assigning you a song that makes white people go nuts (from experience)

I didn't even care about the result, the questions here are just delightful

You come to my post and try to out-perform me.

columbia administration is threatening to call in the national guard tonight

this post really gets so much better with age

Astrology's weird bc if you've only ever had fun with it and come across someone w seething hatred for it you're understandably like, what the fuck is this person's problem? But also if you've seen someone take it Too Far, any mention of it understandably becomes a red flag

Like imagine if you really liked Pokemon and you're like, "I really don't see why people would hate this unless they're just assholes for no reason?" Like it's a totally normal opinion opinion to have. But also imagine if you took a quiz and learned you were a Bug type and people stopped talking to you because they were like "It's in your nature to be emotionally manipulative." It would also be totally normal to be like "Oh okay fuck Pokemon fans then."

Now you may be like, "But the latter situation doesn't happen!" and that tells me you are fortunate because you have not dealt with the worst that the west coast of America has to offer

All this is to say, I too was once a "Let people have fun" person, and then I met gay people from Portland and now I am not that person

im starting to think you guys dont like it when stories make you feel things

I still think about the time months ago I was advertised a book that was being marketed as a “queer horror retelling of Moby Dick” like. Girl. I don’t think you have any business “retelling” a story if you clearly don’t even know what the original story was about.

ppl using ahh instead of ass is the corniest shit ever like it actually pisses me off a little

white person online: yoooo bro was uhhh bro be like ..... goofy ahh bro be stupid ahh

Related best(?)/worst of aave struggle tweets

Unrelated to "ahh" specifically but these two are like the Hindenburg Disasters of aave misuse so I had to post them too

Going logged out to the youtube homepage for a glimpse into the twisted reality outside my finely curated little bubble

not to promote misogyny but i think this should happen i think it would be really funny

(via @gwynndolin )

im sick to my stomachj

okay listen to me. listen very Very closely. this is important and you need to hear it.

the instant that monster energy starts to try and profit off the "tgirls drinking monster" memes we drop them. immediately. no hesitation, done, the joke's dead.