it is what it is (I can't do this anymore)
me: im giving up *still has hope*
let me guess. all the leaves are brown and the sky is gray?
my horny ass could NOT tell the difference between the sign and the thing signified 🤣🤣🤣
i;m like if you made a girl but had to make a lot of substitutions in the recipe
love when cats hear that you've woken up even just a little bit and they're like hiiiiiii oh my god oh my god!!!!! i wrote some poems in the night let me recite them for you. this one is called: screaming and knocking your water bottle off your nightstand
Rooney Mara on the set of Mary Magdalene (2018)
The Dug-Out night club, Beirut (1960)
“The Dug-Out was an underground night club in 60s Beirut. The walls had writings from the Rubáiyát of Omar Khayyám: The Astronomer-poet of Persia.”
(job interviewer who doesnt like you) I need u to sing two songs at the same time. And then you have to whistle the letter X
I always am about to go to sleep at a beautiful 11pm and then something happens to me
everybodys got that one friend named polonius who hides behind their tapestries
leonard cohen was sick to make im your man because that’s what my expectation from men is now. I’ll be 90 and still be like does anyone want to id crawl to u baby and ill fall at your feet n id howl at ur beauty like a dog in heat and I'd claw at your heart and I'd tear at your sheet I'd say please Please i'm your man with me
the world is not scary plus im strong as hell
so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you