me: I’m doing pretty well, I feel pretty good me ten minutes later: not once in my life have I ever been ok
I am so sick of being sad!!! okay brain!!! I get it!!! shit happened!!! stop being so melodramatic it’s over now. we still gotta, like…live n shit!!!
Me @ Arctic Monkeys and Vampire Weekend
Why are they playing Mario 64 music
not like anyones around to hear it
Matt this is actually terrifying
I keep waiting to finally wake up next to you and kiss your face
[takes a single step out of bed after 8 hours of sleep]
once I found a dildo in my mom's sock drawer while I was looking for money so I borrowed it and it was a pretty good ride, kinda thicker than what I'm used to but anyway when I was finished I was cleaning it off and there was something etched into the side near the base , turns out it was the name of one of those services that makes custom printed dildos of real life dicks and I've been too scared to even think about whose it was but it was probably my dads!!!!!! I shoved my dad's dick up my ass
Alright I’m tapping out
pebble: finally… after 6 million long years I have finally washed up on shore. no longer am I a slave to the tides, no long-
me [picking up pebble and chucking it into the ocean]: haha sploosh
Love the chaos
Revolving door: my anxiety and racing thoughts Guy with mop hiding in the corner trying his best to clean up the mess: me
i would die for you yoshi
You Will.
she’s out there making owl noises