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uber-neko

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goatinahat

Lmao

peak whiteness has been achieved.

HA HA HA HA

The “new” word. New to you clueless ass crackers.

you people are literally the worst

PS according to my German speaking hedgeknight who lived in Germany the first 15 years of his life:

Kunstwerk = piece of art

Kunst = art

Werk = creation, work

And according to him, abbreviating it to “twerk” would just never happen at all in German.

So clearly what the fuck is going on. 

lmao

I’m normally not on the “white people must be stopped” bandwagon but this is pretty ridiculous. 

when i showed this to my friends and co-workers (here in Germany) they were like “wait, these people think African dance originated in Germany????”

IS THIS REAL.

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