‘be my friend’ i whisper as i continue to reblog yet another post from you
Lmao goals.
Wat
was
Lmao
peak whiteness has been achieved.
HA HA HA HA
The “new” word. New to you clueless ass crackers.
you people are literally the worst
PS according to my German speaking hedgeknight who lived in Germany the first 15 years of his life:
Kunstwerk = piece of art
Kunst = art
Werk = creation, work
And according to him, abbreviating it to “twerk” would just never happen at all in German.
So clearly what the fuck is going on.
lmao
I’m normally not on the “white people must be stopped” bandwagon but this is pretty ridiculous.
when i showed this to my friends and co-workers (here in Germany) they were like “wait, these people think African dance originated in Germany????”
IS THIS REAL.
Message me 1 thing you want to know about me.
ravioli ravioli give me the motherfuckin formuoli
WOAH INTERESTING QUESTIONS
*punches you in the face* “It’s a metaphor”
"We’re eye doctors." "What’s something about the eye that most people don’t realize?" "The eye doesn’t see. The brain sees. The eye just transmits. So what we see isn’t only determined by what comes through the eyes. What we see is affected by our memories, our feelings, and by what we’ve seen before."
"One time I was driving this couple around, and they told me to drive really slowly through Times Square because they’d always dreamed of doing something. I started to ask what, but then they closed the partition. And the limo started bouncing around so much that people on the street were asking me if I had engine trouble."
→ Breaking Bad + friendship