Girls…are like strawberries

Sometimes they are in the grocery store

They should invent a job that i actually want to do

shane

everygirl should get. 10 hrs a day to play video games 8 hrs to lie on the floor 6-8 hrs to do literally nothing 22 hours to sleep per day.

can we bring back captcha comics

world heritage post

me: my wife? that old ball and chain?

my wife, a chain chomp from super mario: *blushes*

sorry im late i got tied with rope to train tracks and it was this whole thing

died and came back as a cowboy i call that reintarnation

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

What a time to be alive.

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

hey loser(affectionate, low key homoerotic subtext)