yO its been a while . i have no idea if anyone actually cares enough to read this but . i dont like tumblr anymore lmoa but if youd like to keep in contact ,, follow my instagram !!  : )

if dont do a little dance after biting a piece of Good Food then did u really eat it

The son went home rather late, much to his parents' dismay.

"Where have you been?" The father asked angrily with his hands on his waist and his foot tapping against the floor impatiently.

"I'm sorry dad," the son apologized. "I just lost my virginity."

Slowly, the father's expression brightened from sheer shock to pure proud glee. "Gosh golly son, you've become a man! Come sit, tell me all about it."

The father giddily strutted towards their dining table and sat, gesturing to his son to come with.

"I can't," the son guiltily declined.

That glee slowly shifted back to disappointment then to sadness. He placed his hand over on his forehead so it shadows over his eyes. He took a few deep and contemplative breaths, trying to figure out if his son meant it or if it even is what he thinks it is.

The silence in the air was simply dreadful. The son looked off into blank space like he's staring at a camera, his expression unchanged. To himself he muttered, "I have hemorrhoids."

i literally know 0 things abt league of legends nor do i have any care for that Or kpop but i would Die for kda akali . the fuck

call me straight but girls are great

girl:

me, sweating: hhh;;hHhOOHhhhHHHH OOH Hhh .. ... mY gOOoDD!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!JJAJSJZJjjxjjxjxjjdjdkx

i gotta hand it to em slow walkers ,, they be slowin down my pace but by god are my legs Thankful for giving them a break from the strain ive been giving them from walking too gd fast

ive just thought of it now, but think about it. the art style that you see and like is just a soup of many other art styles. theres no such thing as original in this context, except this soup IS original because its become its own thing.

get it;; no piece of art was made completely from nothing. theres always Some kind of inspiration that brought it to life. an artist looked at a photo or two (maybe more) and thought, "yeah i like that! imma incorporate that into my art!" and makes art inspired by said images. then another artist sees their artwork and draws inspiration from that, and it becomes this train of inspiration

art is just this wonderful and fun cycle of inspiration and creation and its an even more delicious soup

people with nut allergies be appreciating havin they awareness month ,, No Nut Novemb

girls are hot asf, you cant change my mind

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-art (ur own or reblog) -steven universe - brooklyn 99 - subnautica - soul eater - animation - off (mortis ghost :’D )

lookin at old your old art and its layer info be wild asf like 15yo me really be other there running on 7 layers max with the shade on the same layer as the flats .. . ....

real good: bumping the fridge door closed w ur butt

do yall ever feel like yshould sleep at a Rounded time ,, like "whoops i told myself id sleep at 10:00 but its 10:12 now ig ill try again later"

what is it w old people and using the toilet w the doors wide open and lights off ????

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