I don't do backstory.

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poororphaneugene-blog asked:

"No way am I going in there."

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thetcughest answered:

THIS IS HALLOWEEN: Accepting

“Aw, come on!” Pepper shot the man a snide grin, nudging his arm with her elbow. “You ain’t telling me that the big bad international thief is scared of some stupid house wreck.”

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Flynn responded by glaring down at Pepper. “Scared? Who said I was scared? I just don’t want to pay ten bucks to get screamed at by a teenager in a Jason mask.” Squinting critically at the “haunted” house before them, he had to admit that it didn’t look half bad--but it was the principal of the thing. Folding his arms across his chest, Flynn then retorted, “What do you want to go in for? It’s totally kid stuff.”

#rascalxorphan
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asundrop asked:

"Wait! Wait! Wait for me!" She runs as fast as her little and only stumbles once. The older kids of the kingdom didn't really /want/ to play with the princess but had a hard time taking no for an answer. She grabs onto one of the boy's arm and pulls him back with all her might. "You're not going nowhere! We're playing together. Princess orders!"

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Eugene wrinkles his nose and tries to pull his arm out of her grasp before she yanks it right out of its socket. He’s never been very impressed with authority figures--especially the little ones that still struggled with their times tables. 

“I don’t care!” He grunts. “I don’t wanna play with you! I have better things to do!” He doesn’t, really, but anything would be better than playing at tea party or doll dress up or whatever it was that the little royal did with her time. It didn’t occur to him that there might be consequences to disobeying her ‘orders’ since being recruited to spend time with the Princess was already punishment enough. 

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Anonymous asked:

You have been accosted by an edentate rabid armadillo

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“I guess it’s time to find out if armadillos are frying-pan-proof.”

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                                         poororphaneugene

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      “For your information, I don’t HAVE an        ego. My Facebook photo is a landscape!”

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“That’s because your Facebook profile is a secret.” 

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“But you’re always blowing up my phone with your Instagram crap. You and Belle. Good thing your mom hasn’t discovered IG yet, or she’d be pissed about your five million selfies.”

#ur so rude to me how could you do this#goldeneblume#w o r s t daughter i ever had
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