Yes, these Muppets have taken Manhattan. The question now is can they HOLD it

CHAPPELL ROAN Coachella — April 12, 2024

In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble

packing to move is so funny it’s like ah. this thing I forgot I owned and I haven’t seen for eight months…..is so dear and precious to me. I will be justifying the space to bring it and then promptly misplace it again

Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

Blue Pool, Oregon

yes (source)

#Forbidden Gatorade

superbloom, saguaro

Advice nobody ever asks for but every time I tell someone they find it extremely useful:

If you want to get rid of ants in your house mix a cup of icing sugar and a cup of potato starch 50/50 (dry, no water) and spread it near the holes where the ants get into your house. They won’t be able to separate the sugar and starch and will feed their larvae with the mixture. The starch will kill the larvae. So you won’t see results right away but if you keep it up you’ll get rid of them over a few weeks. I make a batch every summer to combat ants in my kitchen.

Because the mixture is non-toxic to humans and other mammals it’s perfect if you have children or pets. God knows my dogs eat anything on the floor and this way my only worry is they might get cavities if they get into my pest control powder.

me going to bed tonight

he definitely fucks but there’s no way he fucks normal

I know you probably meant like BDSM but I'm just imagining cartwheels and circus music

Minotaur is not a species

The Minotaur was named that because he was the son of King Minos. Anyone with a bull head has to be named after their dad, like the Kyletaur or something.