sci reblogs stuff

Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg.

i must stress that he's never seen the original comic. My mother simply showed him the shorthand symbol and he memorized it. As far as he is aware this is just a fucking hieroglyph that deals instant psychic damage to everyone under the age of 30

drake in the studio right now

May 4, 2024 - CNN writes about how the mean anti-genocide protesters silenced a lone counter-protester at the University of Pennsylvania:

How did they silence him, you ask? They drew a circle around him in chalk, and labeled it "Designated Dingus Area"

watching youtube videos in 2012: woahhhh 5 minutes? didn’t realize I was watching a movie buddy, haha

watching youtube videos in 2018: *sits down with a bag of chips to start a 40 minute video* let hell commence

the massive power of trains yet confinement to a single path makes them comparable to angels

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1786828547581264118?s=46&t=DIsG-10b0vhMSDfHKP-Bkg

remembering that time a bit before my brother married his wife when the “don’t worry, he’s not a bite risk at all!” dog they adopted from the shelter snapped during a casual couch hangout and quite literally mauled them both before my brother managed to wrestle the dog off his fiancée and out of the house and close the door behind him

and then like 2 hours after they got home from the hospital they discovered in one of those “lost pets [area]” facebook groups that someone had found the dog and was ripping the previous owners a new one because the poor dog was covered in blood and had an injured foot and who could do something to a poor innocent baby like this

which led to the funniest possible response from my sister-in-law of “hi ma’am! unfortunately that is our blood.”

some troll on reddit started dming me and telling me to kill myself and calling me a tranny and all that. and then, a half an hour in, they spring this on me

oh my fucking god

Everyone knows that things aren't working anymore, it's just that if you have a scientific materialist understanding of the world you can actually know *why* it's not working, whereas if you have a demon-haunted view of the world, your impulse is going to be to try to sacrifice someone to appease the gods.

one of my buddies just succumbed to desire. he seriously just embraced earthly pleasures... the cost was not immediately apparent but will probably become known soon

When's the new season of Séance Dog coming out? You mean the show? Probably not for another year.

INVINCIBLE (2021 - ) I 2.07

its in the comic too!