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this is the perfect grade of good luck
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surrealdrift reblogged
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If this kid comes back in like 20 years dressed as a massive buff gyarados I’ll eat my shirt
Anonymous asked:
describe the perfect grilled cheese sandwich
Is this what you think about in the morning? :) You can't go wrong with the simple classic:- Spread butter on both external sides of the sandwich bread. - Use 2-3 slices of American cheese. - Heat that non-stick pan to just under medium heat. - Cook until both sides are mouth watering, golden brown. I haven't eaten any fancy grilled cheeses yet though.
Anonymous asked:
someone lavas you
I lavas you too
Anonymous asked:
be Ant-Man, or Quicksilver with a broken ankle?
Quicksilver and wait til my ankle heals
Anonymous asked:
would you rather have the power to make people barf (it's a real power - i saw it on Xmen Days of Future PAST :O ) or the power to make someones food taste like vegetables and their drinks like V8 juice
Barf
Anonymous asked:
would you rather HAVE a panda or BE a panda?!
Have
Anonymous asked:
would you rather: 1) feel a little static shock zap on your lips *every single time* you kiss/think of kissing/anyone thinks of kissing you, or 2) get a wedgie every time you eat food
Get a wedgie every time I eat food. I’ll just start going commando then or invent wedgie-free underwear shorts or something.
Their last season jersey looks so clean. Thinking about getting one maybe. Should I? I dunno. Their new jersey looks pretty nice as well. But not sure how I feel about the white accents on the new jersey.
Anonymous asked:
would you rather 1) be able to poop gold BUT only on days you eat only spicy foods (and max of one glass of milk total), or 2) no matter how someone cuts your hair, it's magically always a really nice haircut (like if they chopped off a huge chunk, somehow the end-product is fantastic) BUT every once a month your eyebrows fall off for 2 days ?
Poop gold. You didn't specify a spice level. :) I'd be rich, MUAHAHA.
Anonymous asked:
A paperclip tied to a piece of string, a Hannah Montanas CD, the noodly part of the mop. There's a wild boar that's trying to attack you. Choose your weapon & strategy
Hannah montana CD. Using the reflective side, reflect the sunlight into the wild boar's eyes and blind it.
Anonymous asked:
What do you think your 10 year old self say if he could see you today?
Wow nice shoes and so many nuggets
Anonymous asked:
How many nuggets
Too many
surrealdrift reblogged
Don’t say maybe if you want to say no.
the best advice I’ve ever read. (via staypozitive)
surrealdrift reblogged
You’re way too young to believe it’s not going to be okay.
(via staypozitive)
surrealdrift reblogged
shoutout to everyone who doesnt actually have a solid Best Friend bc their best friends have better best friends or bc they dont bond enough with people to have best friends or bc their ‘best friends’ constantly come and go and it just kinda leaves em feeling vaguely isolated even though they might have plenty of regular friends