your crappy little renegade pack

girl are you okay? you’ve been consuming so much media lately that you haven’t allowed yourself to feel one single human emotion for months

honestly i dont need therapy i need a machine to go into my body and manually stretch all my muscles and crack all my joints and then i need the machine to go into my brain and deep clean it with soapy hot water

having short-term memory is like. this book profoundly affected me. that show bared my soul. i don’t remember a single thing about it. but it did

i love you adult women on tumblr i'm glad we all still have blogs

“how do you support multiple ships”

there are infinite timelines. in my mind.

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why would you like media that is good if you can like media that is bad instead and pace around your room like an insane person thinking about What If It Was Good

not including "no wiggle room" bc that is insane

everyone who says "on time is early" is getting their teeth knocked out with a brick

ON TIME IS ON TIME WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT

even at my most despicable i was still me

my mom said we can hide in the woods, cast ancient spells, be embraced by moss and befriend eldritch creatures if it's ok with your mom

the decline of malls is like deforestation for emo kids

your actions (bad posture) do have consequences (your body hurts) btw

living in a land locked state must be hell they don't even let you use the blue crayons in school because it might remind you of the ocean

TWILIGHT (2008)

can’t stop smiling in inappropriate situations

forgive me father for i have grinned

‘Twilight’ meets ‘Mean Girls’ → “Somebody wrote in that book that I’m lying about being a virgin because I use super jumbo tampons…”