desperate needy bagel ho

stone butch that likes to be topped, call that hitting rock bottom

Gentile: What’s Shmini Atzeret?

Me, Jewish: That’s a great question!

Gentile:

Me:

Gentile: Are you planning to … answer it?

Me: Haha! No.

I think one of the reasons drag kings aren’t as popular as drag queens, aside from the fact that straight women don’t like us, is that people are uncomfortable acknowledging masculinity as a performance. Like we as a society know that femininity is a performance, with its own costumes and rules. Masculinity is also a performance, and nothing makes that more clear than someone making an exaggeration of it

To everyone saying that “uh actually it’s cause drag kings aren’t as visually interesting”

Kreme Inakuchi

Wang Newton

Murray Hill

Hugo Grrl

Lotus Boy

Landon Cider

Manny Dingo

Not gonna show this person’s url but my god I’m so sorry that you’ve clearly only been to one drag king show in your life

I could easily say that most drag queens are just the same type of boring gowns and big hair and big tits doing the same boring top 40 pop numbers. It’s not true though, that just happens to be the type of queen that straight girls like the most and ergo gets the most mainstream rep

Never mind that not all kings are women (many kings are non-binary or transmasc), but idk how you could look at the plethora of cool and interesting drag kings online and in the world at large and decide that they don’t count because you haven’t personally seen them enough

Moreover, looks are truly only half the battle in drag imo. When it comes to performance, you’ve got a wonderful range of kings who can do dance, music, comedy, performance art, political commentary, and pretty much anything else you can imagine

Trust me, 99% of the time kings have to work extra hard at performing to “prove” we belong in drag spaces, and we can rarely get away with just putting on a suit.

Your experiences are not universal. And they confuse me. I mean, take Landon Cider, one of the most famous drag kings and the first king to win the drag competition show Dragula.

Ah yes, how boring! (Sarcasm)

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

i found it

the original post

i found it

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

*tour guide voice*

and here on the left ladies and gentlemen, you see one of the posts before everyone went batshit crazy

World Heritage Post

Everyone here is dead.

I think game studios should just release their character creators online. For the times when I don’t wanna play the whole game, just the lil dress up part

One of the realest things someone said on the Internet

I found this MAGNIFICENT circular depiction of the Jewish calendar by Claymil on Redbubble (link is in their ig bio) and bought it immediately. I love that it’s sandwiched between celestial elements and includes the agricultural cycle.

I’m going to put 6 sawtooth hangers around the frame so the current season is always oriented up-ish. It would be even cooler if I could attach it to something that mounts to the wall and spins but I haven’t seen anything that fits the bill yet.

Edit: Also I cut it into a circle. It definitely did not come like that.

freshly mowed lawn vs. white dog

STRANGER THINGS (2016)

♫ songs that defined the seasons ♫

Some of you can't be saved by touching grass anymore

Think you should go touch the radioactive eating moss at Chernobyl instead and pray it absorbs your vibes

"This story is a tragedy because it didn't have to end this way."

vs

"This story is a tragedy because it was always going to end this way."

#a REALLY good tragedy is locked in quantum uncertainty between these two states

Glasswinged butterflies are a South American species known for their transparent wings

I spoke to my dad who's been on strike a few hours ago, and he said this is absolutely true. The studios were still hoping they could starve out the writers, and didn't expect the general public to be so strongly on the union's side still 5 months in.

He's lived through four WGA strikes, and he says the energy and solidarity he's seen both inside and outside the union has been far beyond what has ever been present before. The internet ate Drew Barrymore alive for scabbing, and within days the studios were back at the negotiating table giving in to almost every demand.

Thanks guys. This really was a team effort ❤️❤️ #eatthefuckingrich

Also, someone needs to write a New York City-based fairy tale about a person who doesn't hold the subway door open for an elderly woman, who turns out to be a witch and curses them to just barely miss the three most important train rides of their life