Casting Call
We’re looking for women over the age of 18 who live/can travel to NY or Montreal between October 15th and 21st. :)
Apply here: JamesDeen.com/models
Uhhh... littleorphanammo ?
9.2.14
When my rommate is busy doing work but I just want to hang out
My new favorite hobby is responding to ridiculous messages on dating sites.
Your poor command of the English language really bums me out.
Your poor command of the English language really bums me out.
You're an idiot, Brendan.
Aw you're cubing grilled chicken for a salad and calling yourself a chef, bless your heart.
Me and plaidsandwich. You can guess who i am.
Pretty much.
Me trying to get ahead in life.
I wrote a poem, first draft:
You know the funny thing about chemicals is How they make you feel chemistry It was just one night but somehow felt a lifetime long Instant familiarity dissipating with the Stars as we watch the sun rise Over water towers and rivers Full of discarded dreams and abandoned friendships Our feet drag homeward all in separate directions Jesus, where the fuck is my bus?
WAT? NO. STOP.